you guys.

last night i was trying to play MOAR jak x because it's my life suddenly and like the R2 button (THE TURBO BOOST BUTTON IN THE GAME) was getting stuck to the point where it was ruining my races because my character would be like IDK HOW TO TURBO LOOLOLLOOLOLOL and then everyone and their dog would pass me and it was lame in a bun.

AND THEN I WAS LIKE!!!!1 IM GONNA OPEN THIS CONTROLLER AND CLEAN THE BUTTONS. THEN IT WONT STICK ANYMOAR.

so i opened it up and it was the most disgusting inside.

i am never buying another used controller ever. :'c I usually buy my stuff new but I was late to the ps2 land and I got it used at Gamestop like a year ago I guess. The dust and grime inside the controller was nothing like I'd seen. I don't know if they rolled the thing in dirt at some point or not??

i mean look at these, and how it just gets worse:
first glance inside. note the dust on the cord inside the controller.
gross analogue stick
THE GROSSEST BUTTON I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. q-tips would hardly pull the grime off that X button. I just..... HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO GET THIS MUCH SHIT CAKED INSIDE YOUR CONTROLLER!?

the most disgusting thing about this is that i realized i had been actually PLAYING GAMES WITH THIS MONSTER for this long without realizing how gross it was inside.

it took nearly 20 q-tips and almost 2 hours to clean that controller.

and if it doesn't fix my button sticking issues in Jak X I'm just gonna throw it against a wall.

what is he doing. i was just trying to aim at some shit on the floor from on a beam and then his head got all stupid. so i took a picture. he looks drunk. stop drinking cole. you need to save empire city you goddamn slacker.

( a crandle )

so today i spent a lot of my time playing Resistance 2. Your teammates are either assholes, failures or both.
( so i bring you a comic )

i stoeld a meme from EVERYONE

and then they forced me to do it under threat of certain death ok.

so now i have this 30 day pairing meme thing i have to do or else they're going to cut me. tears. there are tears.

I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE READY FOR SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!

# DAY 01 - What is your current favorite ship?
( OH BOY SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY FAAAAAAVORITE (also images under cut) )

Ok guys sorry about the 600 journals today but this is important.

It has come to my attention that Cole has Magnemites tattooed on his arms.

No really.

He does.

( UNDER THE CUT )

sdasdjasdljsakjdlkjlksajdlkaskjd

sony

SONY

WHERE IS MY GODDAMN RESISTANCE 3

but anyway

i bring you

infamous 2
( inFAMOUS 2 E3 TRAILER )
dear god cole did they even try to make you similar. what happened to your voice? you sound like such a cock now. D:

edit also cole has ice powers now what the fuck. all i can think of is that terrible ass mary sue kdfjlksdfjkdsljf fuuuuuu

also i want lbp2.

heavy rain is getting playstation move support

and kevin butler is fucking awesome.

more later i just wanna post this trailer.

also that valve guy is a douche ok

Edit 2 (Bonus): Zelda Skyward Sword trailer. >:U

I'm eagerly awaiting my arrival of japanese inFAMOUS and the artbook/comic/press kit. ANY DAY NOW GUYS ~stares at the mailbox~

Still no luck in locating the Russian inFAMOUS. dslsaklkd. I don't even know where to look. I feel like something like this is almost "grail" status (of sorts) just because I have no effin clue how to get in touch w/ anything that exports Russian version of games. I'm sure the game itself isn't rare at all. BUT FFFFFF. I pm'd someone yesterday and they totally ignored my PM, cool. isn't it at least polite to be like "no sorry i can't help" kdslkalkd

I'm half-tempted to post in that gaming group that probably hates me (cuz i'm............inFamous over there ohohoho i'm so clever) but they will probably scorn me out of the comm. :I dilemma.

newaiz!!!!!!

Earlier today I got an email from insomniac games (their news letter thing) and I saw some Resistance posters in their GDC booth.

so I sent them a tweet asking if they would give me the posters for a klondike bar. I bet they won't answer this one, but I would lol forever if they did ok. srsly.

( photos of Hale on stupid shit under here and icon meme )

gdi sony i don't give a flying fuck about your WII HD.

YEA THAT'S RIGHT.

YOUR GODDAMN PLAYSTATION MOVE CAN GO CHOKE ON A BAG OF DICKS.

WHERE IS MY RESISTANCE 3!?

is it really going to be announced at e3? for reals? if it is, PLEASE HAVE IT STILL COME OUT IN FALL 2010. PLEASE?

i dont want to wait until FREAKING JUNE to hear about resistance 3 aaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg.

ughhhhhhhhhhh my stomach is trying to implode upon itself. why do i eat things. ffffffffffff.

its to a point now, where even water will make me feel sick. GHGUHGUh. but w/e i'm just complaining cuz I'm butthurt at the universe. :D :D :D :D

butthurt about dumb things shocknoway.

but that's not important.

because i recently remembered the amazing don't shit your pants game. which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

also my obvious anon secret was posted today and i can't help but leave stupid replies on it because this is how i deal with being massive butthurt i'm retarded.

i mean obviously zeke is from battletoads.

i wish i could say it was my joke but i can't fffffff.

lawlietxlight: some people replied to my secret lol PEOPLE KNOW WHAT INFAMOUS IS SHOCK
lawlietxlight: except one person was like
lawlietxlight: WHO IS THIS WHAT GAME IS THIS
eyebrowaddict: battletoads
lawlietxlight: LMFAO
lawlietxlight: FDJOs90gh
lawlietxlight: im gonna reply with that

also yea i posted anon cuz im a fag and can't talk to people anymore. bawwwwww cry moar

I got my inFAMOUS poster up finally. XD It's the most expensive coolest thing on my wall now. :D HOORAY.

ALSO, this is totally not important but have you ever heard of those "claiming" or w/e communities they have on livejournal? ..like there's no purpose to them except that you got there before someone else and you get to slap a line of code in your profile to show what a giant nerd you are? ...........YEA WELL I TOTALLY DID THAT EXCEPT I GOT COLE MACGRATH (shock...!) and I think more people should go claim things so it will actually look like I got something awesome instead of posting in a community that no one cares about.

so uh...go....go check it out or something vg_of_lj

( Pichur of the poster under the cut, as well as junk about the japanese release of inFAMOUS )

also my mom is frying things and its making me v hungry hfdusfifguh its like...chicken and shit too so i wont even eat it but the smell of the frying..shell crap on the outside smells so good hhhhhrrrrrnnnnnnngggg. ~gnaws arm off~

:D


more like.....last few seconds eBay....

( I AM THE CRAZIEST PERSON EVER OH GOD WHY )

I dropped my cat off to get neutered this morning.

The vet called.

My cat is a girl.

D:

It's an LJ cut because I use LJ cut on everything in the universe. HUZZAH!

fallout 3 glitches/shenanigans below cut.

( HILARIOUS FALLOUT 3 GLITCH OF NEVER-SEEN PROPORTIONS )

Update: I couldn't help myself, but I made a doodle based on this amazing glitch. pic is on deviantART

Vlakume's Fallout 3 file has PERMANENTLY CORRUPTED. I should have gone to bed two hours ago but I've been trying everything in my power to freaking fix this. I was about to freak out and shit when I realized I had saved a copy of his file right before Tranquility Lane.

THANK GOD.

Sure I lose about 10 hours of gameplay (over the course of four days, apparently) and will have to re-do 3-4 quests including making the hilariously dangerous trek through Deathclaw-ville USA.

But at least I don't have to restart his entire file.

It's either that, or try to salvage every bit of shit from his Tenpenny Tower suite that I can, and then just never ever want to go in it ever again, since the game will freeze every time, without fail, upon trying to load the floor the suite is on. EVERYTIME. WHY DID I OVER WRITE MY SECOND BACK-UP SAVE WITH THE CORRUPTED DATA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Seriously though, thank GOD I HAVE THAT TRANQUILITY LANE save. @___@;;; (also thank god it's not like 2 weeks worth of gameplay behind)

Moral of the story: Save like 3 different copies of fallout 3 files. Do not overwrite previously working saves. ): I... I don't even know anymore... please patch this bethesda? Google says it happens on xbox AND ps3, so its not even something with just my console... ):

vlakume i will get you back up to speed in no time.

ugh.

Update I emailed bethsoft's support and they basically told me I'm fucked. haha. brb bringing file up to speed.