festival of blood is almost out.
i will play it 699 times.

in other news, i started playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution last night. It's been pretty interesting so far. I TAKE FOREVER TO PLAY IT THOUGH because i keep giving the guards too much credit. i did my first mission without killing any of the things.

i am however quickly figuring out the guards are really dumb (no srsly, theyre super dumb). you can hide behind a pole 2 inches away from someone and even if he's looking for you he won't even find you. i mean really. a pole. you won't even look all the way around it?

then idk if my flist is familiar with it but you play this guy that basically has robot parts. so like you can upgrade the robot parts on him with XP and all this shenanigans but one of the upgrades you can buy for him is the ability to smash through walls.

so taking my first thought that came to my head upon learning you can smash through walls + how stupid the guards are i bring you...
( this comic )

you guys i'm selling this tiny fluttershy: she's on ebay.

if you have friends that like ponies you should tell them how cute and tiny this plush is. ITS SO TINY AND FILLED WITH PLASTIC NUGGETS you will love it i promise.

and you can have a pocket-fluttershy to take with you EVERYWHERE.

tomorrow i planned to spend all day sewing but then my dad asked if i had work off and i said i did and now he's planning me to do things instead..........even though working on plush is sort of like a job too BUT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN THAT. so instead i won't get to play Resistance 3 bcuz i will be sewing. bawwwww i know.

i finished making this into a plush:

( many photos and a video under the cut )

hi guys i know some people on my flist make plush so i have a few questions for you.

i want to make a nightstalker plush BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST and somehow animal things are easier for me to work with...sooooooo imma go for iiiiiittttt.

i think i know what materials i want to use for him already so that's not an issue. HOWEVER... i wanna use like real-ish stuffed animal eyes for his eyes. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET THEM? btw night stalkers have two diff eyes so. :I i guess a snake eye and a dog eye...or a cat eye i could settle for...

ALSO.....I want to make his tail rattle because that would be SO ADORABLE. if anyone hasn't seen night stalkers yet they're p much half snake/half coyote...so the rattle in the tail is like a rattle snake tail! yaaay.

i have some pichurs of what im planning under the cut
( SOME PICHURS )

( TL;DR: I ROLLAR BLADED )
Then I drew this:

i blame okapifeathers btw. zeke is the sexiest, even as a suicune. also my otp is filled with so much loving love you cannot even comprehend.

also i am working on a better introduction post but megaupload decided to be a douchewad and its making me want to light everything on fire so imma stop that for rn.

A FEW THINGS.

1) i drawed this. idk why my draws keep getting huger and huger but they do. ps kind of an inside joke maybe but w/e

2) When you see it you will lol (maybe...well i am amuse by it)

3) I MADE A VIDEO. kind of. i actually just recorded some inFAMOUS footage and slapped a lady gaga song in the background. in this video is a glitch i probably should have put in my previous entry, as i've messed around with this before but WHATEVER TOO LATE. basically inFAMOUS touts being able to go ~*~EVERYWHERE~*~ right? well there is somewhere the game doesn't let you go...and if you try then idk i guess cole gets a new superpower...

( spoilers: he learns levitate )

so today i spent a lot of my time playing Resistance 2. Your teammates are either assholes, failures or both.
( so i bring you a comic )

lol so one of my favorite things besides wasting my life is to waste my life by breaking video games. I like to mess around like hxc (ie: spend 2 hours on what it takes a normal person 10 minutes to do) BUT RESULTS SOMETIMES COME OF IT.

It started when I was doing a mission in inFAMOUS and Zeke started acting a bit weird. He spazzed out, and then just froze in place. I started shoving him around randomly because it was lulz. My original intent was to shove him down a flight of stairs but the game ended my mission for running too far away right before I got to the stairs with him. ):

but when it reloaded Zeke's programming exploded and he started running around shooting in the air and just...idk tripping over everything and it was hilarious. SO I WAS LIKE YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH and busted out my camera and took some shitty videos of it.

does anyone remember the polygon monster glitch of Fallout 3?

( ZEKE TRIES TO IMPERSONATE A POLYGON MONSTER [[images and video under cut]] )

lol today was like the most stressful day at work ever!!! (and tomorrow is probably going to be worse, i love closing in busy time!!!! LOL!!!!!!!) to sum it up people are mailing shit for valentine's day and everyone and their mom thinks its supa cool to bring in 20 parcels 20 minutes before closing and then proceed to ask me every name on the packages. like srsly. we have a sign that says no more than 3 packages after 4:30 (we close at 5) but i feel like it's too ass to tell people i can only do 3 parcels SO THEN PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE AHUGHUGH ~RAEG~ SCREW YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!

but then i got home and shat brix because in my twitter game news update things was a RUMOR ABOUT INFAMOUS 2.... now obviously infamous 2 is coming because the end of the first game is like "HERE IS THE PLOT OF THE NEXT GAME" (srsly) but the rumor says inFAMOUS 2 is supposed to come out in 2010

o______o WHAT.
( INCOHERENT BABBLING ABOUT INFAMOUS 2 AND ALSO A COMIC THE SIZE OF AN XBOX UNDER THIS CUT LINK THING )

lol i wonder if anyone is like "UGH GO AWAY" over these yet. But yeah, more inFAMOUS. :D I just started my 4th play through of the game. unz unz unz

Oh yea, I got my inFAMOUS platinum trophy too! :D That makes two plats! I am so proud of me.

( A super cool inFAMOUS trailer (no srsly watch it ok its amazing), and some other random poop no one cares about right under here! )

So in case the title didn't tell you this is gonna be a tl;dr about inFAMOUS. lol no one will look at this

( some crap i drew, a video and lots of tl;dr under the cut~~ )