Adventures in Buttsville - This is the most important entry in my entire LJ

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:08 am (UTC)

clearly i only post the best things in my LJ.

kyogres.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:04 am (UTC)

He's missing half of his finger. That looks painful.

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:07 am (UTC)

yes. yes he is. he does it to himself

oh and you have to play him doing it

kyogres.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:26 am (UTC)

Like, on purpose?

I know a librarian who had some fingers cut off from an incident with a lawnmower. Why would you do that to yourself?! D:

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:29 am (UTC)

he had to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (no really he did ok.)

kyogres.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:43 am (UTC)

Riiight. >_>

lol Reminds me of Fire Emblem. Last night I "had to" kill a king (at his own request) to break a curse. After I killed him everyone was like "I guess that didn't break the curse after all. Oops." So now I'm out one king and my main character has turned into a murderer.

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:47 am (UTC)

no he srsly does ok. his kid gets kidnapped by a serial killer and he has to cut off his finger to get clues to find him. ~~i swear im not making this up~~

but games tricking you is pretty dick ok. that sounds pretty dick. >:C

kyogres.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:01 am (UTC)

Wait, how does that even work? I can understand cutting off your hand if you need to escape from handcuffs or something, but why would a serial killer care about your finger?

Yeah, the options were:
-Kill him
-Make someone else kill him

Where is my "I don't want to kill this guy" option? D:

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:05 am (UTC)

the tagline of the game is like "How far would you go to save someone you love" and basically the killer sends Ethan through all these trials to prove that he will do anything to save his son or something. YEP.

lmao rly. that sounds kinda obnoxious. RAILROADING IS LAME OK.

meuniere.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:17 am (UTC)

its only his pinky who needs that anyway

also you can't look away when cutting off your own finger or you'll miss a button. idk what would happen though i mean its not like you'll mess up. "shit i messed up cutting off my finger, I accidentally stitched it up!"

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:19 am (UTC)

i think it would just make it more traumatic for ethan idk. ~~like if you use the saw for example, it doesnt come off in one go lololololol~~

meuniere.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:25 am (UTC)

lolll why would you pick the saw anyway? i've not played it yet but a meat cleavage would be the most smooth, since one good whack would make your finger go away real quick.

...is it bad that i've put serious thought into what weapon i would turn against myself with in various situations? it probably is

meuniere.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:27 am (UTC)

meat cleavER even. I love you, autocomplete.

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:31 am (UTC)

BECAUSE YOU GET A DIFFERENT TROPHY FOR DOING IT LIKE A SADISTIC DOUCHEBAG. ~~no really there's a pair of scissors you can use too but i'm not that mean D:~~ but yea the first time i played it i used a giant meat clever too (NOT CLEAVAGE OK) but yea there's also wire cutters and an axe. ~~and even something cauterize the wound with after, if you want! (yaaay!)~~

invader-julie.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:19 am (UTC)

HE'S FUCKING A GUY WITH A MISSING FINGER

THAT'S FRESH

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:22 am (UTC)

GOD. WHY IS EVERYONE STUCK ON ETHAN'S MISSING FINGER. ~~jayden hardly notices it~~ i mean what.

meuniere.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:26 am (UTC)

WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE TUBE MEN!!!

eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:22 am (UTC)

You know I want to add that the icon you're using reminds me of xbox kid.

The best part about catching the origami killer isn't saving children, it's showing Blake that I did.

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:26 am (UTC)

ok it's official this is now the best post on all of LJ for reals.

eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:28 am (UTC)

OMG

I DIED OK ghjdskjghdjshkgjhks fuckin saved.

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 05:33 am (UTC)

i even made an icon out of it.

i couldnt help it.

ethanmars.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:24 am (UTC)

... Where did you get that image?

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:34 am (UTC)

your entire life is on camera :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ethanmars.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)

No, that.. that can't be true!

ethanmars.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:37 am (UTC)

What do you want from me??

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:40 am (UTC)

lulz, obviously.

ethanmars.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:42 am (UTC)

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:49 am (UTC)

normanjayden.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:32 am (UTC)

I'm not finding this very funny.

antoj.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2010 04:38 am (UTC)

cry moar