I GOT PICTURES HERE. some of the pictures of Dan and Chris adventures I had while kayla was visiting... not all of them because I was too lazy to resize them all... plus some stuff about PONY MERCH and then a random facebook related thing bcuz omg my life is so fun and interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lots of dan vs though.

also that episode list WILL be coming soon. It'll take me a bit to type out, and I must plan and decide exactly which episodes I love best...!!!!! :D
( Lots of images here!! )

yesterday i was feeling exceptionally opinionated about inFamous.

it resulted in someone with the worst english i've ever seen attempt to call me names.

( details )

SO I GUESS SUCKER PUNCH REALLY WANTS ME IN THAT BETA...

because they just sent me another beta invite lol. this is kind of funny... :'D

I did ask them on twitter if I'm supposed to have it because the email sent to me has links that are specific to my email address and I don't want to mess anything up. /paranoid btw/ But if not then lololol someone is getting a beta code.

actually this is technically the third beta code i've been sent, but the second one was a "fix" code because my account was locked out of the beta forums for some reason

ALSO ACCORDING TO THE WEBSITE NO ONE ELSE HAS PLAYED MY MISSION. :C I would try posting it in the beta forums but I'd feel bad posting my crap mission. LMAO I BARELY SPENT LIKE 15 MINUTES PUTTING IT TOGETHER. IT DOES NOT DESERVE POPULARITY... but it amuses me anyway.

i've also discovered i can forgive sucker punch for removing the ability to punch things with Cole's face because now you can throw everything that isn't nailed down at EVERYTHING. i killed an enemy with a porta-potty last night. something i'd been trying to do on infamous 1 for a while now ngl I also killed a joe with a shopping cart, a dumpster, a traffic cone... i was even throwing wooden pallets and trash cans with fires in them at some joes. skdaldksald.

also its super hilarious to me when you throw an item just right, and it hits a corner or something and rockets 10000000mph in the opposite direction after it bounces. this is the kind of thing that can literally entertain me for hours. good job, sp, good job

it just occurred to me that infamous 2 is less than 2 months away from being released. ffffffff yes. LMAO I FOUND OUT TOO, THAT I UPLOADED A STUPID INFAMOUS 2 DOODLE COMIC ABOUT THE NEW ZEKE/COLE EXACTLY ONE YEAR BEFORE THE GAME WOULD COME OUT. does this count as predicting it?

yesterday a group of experts (antoj thekayla and eyebrowaddict) identified all the tattoos on Cole's arms. SOMEHOW THIS FEELS LIKE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.

also i published my mission "Throw trash at cars" which stands with 3 plays and a 2/5 star rating atm.... :D at least it's not one star, right? yet. its super pointless though, which is probably why it has such a low rating but its ok... just wait until i really start unleashing atrocities upon the infamous 2 level building community. IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.

though i do kind of have an idea for a serious-ish mission that i might try to make... but idk. :D WE'LL SEE.

i also found out how much fun it is to launch cars directly into the air and then shoot them 2428290 times with the lightning bolt so they explode before hitting the ground. SO MUCH FUN. also cole has this hilarious prancing animation if you walk while levitating objects it is amazing

i also updated my infamous collection site: which is here. If anyone wants to affiliate it (lol doubtful) lemme know.

( TL;DR: I ROLLAR BLADED )
Then I drew this:

i blame okapifeathers btw. zeke is the sexiest, even as a suicune. also my otp is filled with so much loving love you cannot even comprehend.

also i am working on a better introduction post but megaupload decided to be a douchewad and its making me want to light everything on fire so imma stop that for rn.

I GOT MY ROLLER BLADES TODAY!!!! I am pleased. I tried them on and I found out I can stand pretty okay with them on carpet...:D:D:D:D but i went outside for a bit but uhhhhhh i stayed clung to the back door cuz i was in my pajamas and didn't fancy falling on my ass in them. I noticed I have a tendency to roll backwards.... |D

I also had to get man skates cuz my feet are giangantor but I'm okay with that. i mean california said i was a man for a few years so w/e same diff!!!! BUT YEA. It was fun though! I rly wanna try getting better at them. though my plan of staying close to the ground and scooting around on them won't work cuz uhm they kind of make it impossible to bend my ankles....... :D; oops.

I also got some gloves... that look like cole's! :D but i realized i should probably get elbow pads too.... :\ I usually hate wearing that stuff cuz i'd look like a giant homo but then i remember i have nerve damage in my left arm, p much stemming from the elbow. so uhmmmmmm kinda don't wanna fuck that up more! I might have to go get some... IDK WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

Though I wish I had someone to fag around with in them. lmao IDK when I'm gonna get practice in cuz i don't have anyone to hang out with. |: lmao. i am a loser. it would help if I could go practice in the school across the street but the only time no one is over there is when its dark out these days....... and that school is made of nightmares when its dark. ): seriously i have had nightmares about that school at night so kind of super dnw.

also my dad saw them and was like "Y DID U BUY THOSE" and its like IDK MAN DON'T JUDGE ME. :_____: coz getting exercise is trbl obvs.

( PICS OF MY COLE GLOVES UNDER THE CUT!!!!!! (also part of my roller blade hrurr )

my ankle kind of hurts rn. IS THIS NORMAL? i need to practice more huh? fffffff. OK IM DONE NOW.

A FEW THINGS.

1) i drawed this. idk why my draws keep getting huger and huger but they do. ps kind of an inside joke maybe but w/e

2) When you see it you will lol (maybe...well i am amuse by it)

3) I MADE A VIDEO. kind of. i actually just recorded some inFAMOUS footage and slapped a lady gaga song in the background. in this video is a glitch i probably should have put in my previous entry, as i've messed around with this before but WHATEVER TOO LATE. basically inFAMOUS touts being able to go ~*~EVERYWHERE~*~ right? well there is somewhere the game doesn't let you go...and if you try then idk i guess cole gets a new superpower...

( spoilers: he learns levitate )

what is he doing. i was just trying to aim at some shit on the floor from on a beam and then his head got all stupid. so i took a picture. he looks drunk. stop drinking cole. you need to save empire city you goddamn slacker.

( a crandle )

# Day 02 - What was your very first ship?

( babble babble babble babble babble )

i stoeld a meme from EVERYONE

and then they forced me to do it under threat of certain death ok.

so now i have this 30 day pairing meme thing i have to do or else they're going to cut me. tears. there are tears.

I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE READY FOR SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!

# DAY 01 - What is your current favorite ship?
( OH BOY SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY FAAAAAAVORITE (also images under cut) )

Ok guys sorry about the 600 journals today but this is important.

It has come to my attention that Cole has Magnemites tattooed on his arms.

No really.

He does.

( UNDER THE CUT )

OK SO. last night, as i do when i'm like dying and dead, i fart around on my ps3!!11 instead of sleeping!!!!!!

it started as usual with me punching the shit out of everything in inFAMOUS because duh that shit will never get unfun. Well Cole was like punching the crap out of some car because it honked at him. how dare they so yeah. how he still has good karma i dont even know ok

he flipped the car on its side and lol i noticed the driver inside was like impaled on the steering wheel.



cole ur such a cool guy ok.

BUT THEN eyebrowaddict GOT ON PSN AND WE WERE LIKE HEY LETS FAG AROUND IN LBP WITH OUR NEW HEAVY RAIN SKINS!!! read: make jayden hump the crap out of ethan (yes we are mentally 14 why do you ask).

( LBP HEAVY RAIN PICHURS UNDER CUT )

o but also i decided to remake my phone's theme. TO ~*~INFAMOUS~*~ theme. yep.

I also have a Heavy Rain keyguard BECAUSE I NEEDED ONE OK DON'T EVEN QUESTION ME.

( new sidekick theme teehee )

lol so one of my favorite things besides wasting my life is to waste my life by breaking video games. I like to mess around like hxc (ie: spend 2 hours on what it takes a normal person 10 minutes to do) BUT RESULTS SOMETIMES COME OF IT.

It started when I was doing a mission in inFAMOUS and Zeke started acting a bit weird. He spazzed out, and then just froze in place. I started shoving him around randomly because it was lulz. My original intent was to shove him down a flight of stairs but the game ended my mission for running too far away right before I got to the stairs with him. ):

but when it reloaded Zeke's programming exploded and he started running around shooting in the air and just...idk tripping over everything and it was hilarious. SO I WAS LIKE YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH and busted out my camera and took some shitty videos of it.

does anyone remember the polygon monster glitch of Fallout 3?

( ZEKE TRIES TO IMPERSONATE A POLYGON MONSTER [[images and video under cut]] )

ughhhhhhhhhhh my stomach is trying to implode upon itself. why do i eat things. ffffffffffff.

its to a point now, where even water will make me feel sick. GHGUHGUh. but w/e i'm just complaining cuz I'm butthurt at the universe. :D :D :D :D

butthurt about dumb things shocknoway.

but that's not important.

because i recently remembered the amazing don't shit your pants game. which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

also my obvious anon secret was posted today and i can't help but leave stupid replies on it because this is how i deal with being massive butthurt i'm retarded.

i mean obviously zeke is from battletoads.

i wish i could say it was my joke but i can't fffffff.

lawlietxlight: some people replied to my secret lol PEOPLE KNOW WHAT INFAMOUS IS SHOCK
lawlietxlight: except one person was like
lawlietxlight: WHO IS THIS WHAT GAME IS THIS
eyebrowaddict: battletoads
lawlietxlight: LMFAO
lawlietxlight: FDJOs90gh
lawlietxlight: im gonna reply with that

also yea i posted anon cuz im a fag and can't talk to people anymore. bawwwwww cry moar

I UH.....WUT.

( Details under cut )

I DON'T HAVE AN ICON THAT FITS THE AMOUNT OF FANGIRLING ......FANGIRLISHNESS RIGHT NOW I DON'T EVEN.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

INFAMOUS AND RESISTANCE 2 SKINS ON UNCHARTED 2 MULTIPLAYER!?

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS TAG TEAM BFFS NATHAN HALE AND COLE MACGRATH

dsfdkl KSDSKLJks SKJLDSJoisjsJSIOJoisds.

THIS MAKES ME WANT UNCHARTED 2. JUST THIS.

I DIDN'T THINK SOMETHING COULD REDUCE ME TO A SCREAMING FANGIRL BUT OMFG.

O-OMFG.

the sad part is i dont think i can afford uncharted 2 right now.

but this makes me want to draw cole and hale being bffs