i played a bunch of that crappy Resistance Vita game yesterday.

everything about it is making me mad. And not even gameplay. The gameplay isn't too bad, I guess. The shoehorned in touch screen controls are a little...weird... and the AI is bad, but otherwise...eh. but everything else is making me mad about it. the game looks like crap. and the story. everything about the story makes me mad too. it doesn't make sense in the resistance canon and i just... I JUST CANNOT EVEN. i accidentally got spoilered for the end of it too, and I don't even care, really, but hearing what the last boss is? EVERY SINGLE BIT OF RAGE. its so stupid and I just....ruhihksdjkjsdlga.

actually what made me the most mad was a forced resistance 2 reference. one of the characters is just like OH BUT NATHAN HALE and im like no. no. you do not speak that name, unholy resistance game. plus it was like, your lady sidekick who exists only to scream obvious things at you. she is not even a soldier. she should not even know who nathan hale is. it was just the most forced ref in the entire world and it made me madder than it should. but this is why everything about this game's story is fail and butts.

and then like 2 hours after i was done playing my vita my arm got all super hurt times and it's STILL hurting. i am just wondering if now playing vita games triggers more pain. its like i can't do anything without it getting worse. nothing. whenever it gets better im like OH MAYBE I'LL FINALLY TRY MAKING xyz but then my arm is like NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

so today i spent a lot of my time playing Resistance 2. Your teammates are either assholes, failures or both.
( so i bring you a comic )

omg yes.
omg

omg yes. yes omg. ignore for a second i am taking this out of context BUT FOR REALS. I gots a new member over on my community infamous_ps3 (you should join it ok, we're a cool (collective) bro) AND LIKE....THEY CAME BEARING THE BEST KINDS OF GIFTS TO EVER BEAR.

but that quote is from someone from Sucker punch SO IT IS MOTHERFUCKING CANON.

ALSO I AM LIKE SAD FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Insomniac Games said they are _not_ going to be demoing Resistance 3 at PAX. bawwwwwwwwwwwww So even after the announcement they are still going to be a huge tease. THOUGH THEY DID CONFIRM THAT RESISTANCE 3 IS COMING OUT IN 2011. SO UH. YAY? So inFAMOUS 2 and Resistance 3 are slated for 2011. I don't think my PS3 can survive that much awesome. Goddamn. can it be 2011 plz

( KARPS MACGRATH )

( DAY....WHATEVER THE FUCK )

stop teasing me, insomniac, this hurts ok. /sad violin. though I guess they've been doing this.

in other news

I REALLY

WANT

A SHINY MAGIKARP PLUSH. but i can't find one. I also shouldn't spend money on one but lololol i kind of want johto charms too but i don't want gyarados. :'c sad.

that reminds me that i totally never play soul silver anymore, but instead just use it to update my pokewalker. :'D lololollolol. cole's magikarp is level 25 or something now.

and i'm also annoyed that the sun doesn't wanna come out anymore cuz I need to get pictures of the rest of my infamous shit for that website I'm trying to make. I KIND OF DONT WANT SHAT PICTURES BUT NOOOOOOO.

yep yep this post is pretty much pointless, i just wanted to say how much i am sitting over here clinging to my computer screen while obsessively refreshing my email/twitter for news from insomniac. :I AUGUST IS THE MONTH. AUGUST IS THE MONTH best month ever.

one more thing: PS3 is the official console of new zealand: and its all because of kevin butler. i hope sony never gets rid of kevin butler. he is the best.

LOLOLOLOOOL

so

i like

shat bricks

cuz

july's game informer cover is infamous 2. (OH SNAP. (ps: everything is srsly announce before resistance 3 ok))

and joystiq posted the new cover.

clicky clicky!

ok.

WHAT DID THEY DO TO COLE!?
( lol cole regressed in age 10 years )

edit If anyone is subscribed to game informer and can get me a copy of this issue before it hits shelves I will be your bff forever and ever and ever and ever andeverandeverandever

EDIT: I posted this in the long-dead inFAMOUS community on LJ AND SOMEONE GOT A COPY OF GAME INFORMER ALREADY. but the most important news to come out of this?

ZEKE IS IN INFAMOUS 2. HOORAY. OMG HOORAY. I JUST.

I JUST

HOORAY.

So so ..... idk whoever follows me on twitter just got like 900000000+ twitter spams about an earthquake we just had.



YEP.

earthquake from baja california.

....HHUUUUUU.

that seems too far away to have felt it as much as i did. .___.;

Also it just now occurred to me that sitting at my desk is probably the most unsafe place to be during an earthquake. :I .....lol.

i'm still working on the pokederps from my other entry btw, and was in the middle of drawing them when the earthquake happened lollllol

edit AND AFTERSHOCKS NOW FKLLJFLKJFJLKF

ughhhhhhhhhhh my stomach is trying to implode upon itself. why do i eat things. ffffffffffff.

its to a point now, where even water will make me feel sick. GHGUHGUh. but w/e i'm just complaining cuz I'm butthurt at the universe. :D :D :D :D

butthurt about dumb things shocknoway.

but that's not important.

because i recently remembered the amazing don't shit your pants game. which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

also my obvious anon secret was posted today and i can't help but leave stupid replies on it because this is how i deal with being massive butthurt i'm retarded.

i mean obviously zeke is from battletoads.

i wish i could say it was my joke but i can't fffffff.

lawlietxlight: some people replied to my secret lol PEOPLE KNOW WHAT INFAMOUS IS SHOCK
lawlietxlight: except one person was like
lawlietxlight: WHO IS THIS WHAT GAME IS THIS
eyebrowaddict: battletoads
lawlietxlight: LMFAO
lawlietxlight: FDJOs90gh
lawlietxlight: im gonna reply with that

also yea i posted anon cuz im a fag and can't talk to people anymore. bawwwwww cry moar

I got my inFAMOUS poster up finally. XD It's the most expensive coolest thing on my wall now. :D HOORAY.

ALSO, this is totally not important but have you ever heard of those "claiming" or w/e communities they have on livejournal? ..like there's no purpose to them except that you got there before someone else and you get to slap a line of code in your profile to show what a giant nerd you are? ...........YEA WELL I TOTALLY DID THAT EXCEPT I GOT COLE MACGRATH (shock...!) and I think more people should go claim things so it will actually look like I got something awesome instead of posting in a community that no one cares about.

so uh...go....go check it out or something vg_of_lj

( Pichur of the poster under the cut, as well as junk about the japanese release of inFAMOUS )

also my mom is frying things and its making me v hungry hfdusfifguh its like...chicken and shit too so i wont even eat it but the smell of the frying..shell crap on the outside smells so good hhhhhrrrrrnnnnnnngggg. ~gnaws arm off~