THIS ENTRY IS JUST TALKING ABOUT GAMES. everyone on my flist loves games, right!?1/1/1!??/1!

first is kind of a sad disappointing game. resistance never deserved this. :'c

second is an AMAZING OH MY GOD I LOVE IT game. spec ops was well worth the long wait.

also somewhat related. did anyone hear of the Watch Dogs ARG fail?

well. i was on that. i have like. 70 emails in my inbox from these guys. all because ubisoft accidentally my email. it was hilarious until some dbag started adverting his dumb tumbly. i like how ubisoft has said nothing about this, despite accidentallying like 1000 email addresses. NBD THIS HAPPENS DON'T SAY ANYTHING. can i have a free copy of watch dogs for getting all of these email spam including from some hipster dbag and his tumbly.

i would share caps of the email chain because some of the replies are hilarious (all the ones calling ubisoft failures, mostly) but gmail is being a jerkbag and i cant figure out how to cap an entire chain of like 70 gmails. if someone can tell me i will show you.

( Resistance: Burning Skies )

( Spec Ops: The Line )

okay first like...damn it sucker punch.

this does not look like this. It especially does not look like this. seriously "new-new" cole looks more like Nathan Hale than Cole.....that is just sad. cole keeps aging/regressing 10 years here or there. seriously you guys are pissing me off. :'c at least zeke is the same ;-;

seriously though compare magazine cover cole to nathan hale they are like brothers now. what the fuck sucker punch. i mean insomniac and hale is a cool guy yea but FOR REALS!? did naughty dog get mad at your drake-cole so you made a hale-cole instead? is that what im seeing here?

words meme under cut: (from okapifeathers PS3, Pokemon, Cats, Hallmark (SORRY OK), and Zeke (easy mode: don't mention pairings/ Hard mode: Don't mention Cole))
( oh goodie )

also day 5 (Day 5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were).) of the vidya game meme
( Day 5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were). )

omg yes.
omg

omg yes. yes omg. ignore for a second i am taking this out of context BUT FOR REALS. I gots a new member over on my community infamous_ps3 (you should join it ok, we're a cool (collective) bro) AND LIKE....THEY CAME BEARING THE BEST KINDS OF GIFTS TO EVER BEAR.

but that quote is from someone from Sucker punch SO IT IS MOTHERFUCKING CANON.

ALSO I AM LIKE SAD FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Insomniac Games said they are _not_ going to be demoing Resistance 3 at PAX. bawwwwwwwwwwwww So even after the announcement they are still going to be a huge tease. THOUGH THEY DID CONFIRM THAT RESISTANCE 3 IS COMING OUT IN 2011. SO UH. YAY? So inFAMOUS 2 and Resistance 3 are slated for 2011. I don't think my PS3 can survive that much awesome. Goddamn. can it be 2011 plz

( KARPS MACGRATH )

( DAY....WHATEVER THE FUCK )

sdasdjasdljsakjdlkjlksajdlkaskjd

sony

SONY

WHERE IS MY GODDAMN RESISTANCE 3

but anyway

i bring you

infamous 2
( inFAMOUS 2 E3 TRAILER )
dear god cole did they even try to make you similar. what happened to your voice? you sound like such a cock now. D:

edit also cole has ice powers now what the fuck. all i can think of is that terrible ass mary sue kdfjlksdfjkdsljf fuuuuuu

also i want lbp2.

heavy rain is getting playstation move support

and kevin butler is fucking awesome.

more later i just wanna post this trailer.

also that valve guy is a douche ok

Edit 2 (Bonus): Zelda Skyward Sword trailer. >:U

LOLOLOLOOOL

so

i like

shat bricks

cuz

july's game informer cover is infamous 2. (OH SNAP. (ps: everything is srsly announce before resistance 3 ok))

and joystiq posted the new cover.

clicky clicky!

ok.

WHAT DID THEY DO TO COLE!?
( lol cole regressed in age 10 years )

edit If anyone is subscribed to game informer and can get me a copy of this issue before it hits shelves I will be your bff forever and ever and ever and ever andeverandeverandever

EDIT: I posted this in the long-dead inFAMOUS community on LJ AND SOMEONE GOT A COPY OF GAME INFORMER ALREADY. but the most important news to come out of this?

ZEKE IS IN INFAMOUS 2. HOORAY. OMG HOORAY. I JUST.

I JUST

HOORAY.

guys i won the resistance 2 press kit. c: this one is apparently missing the press disc but I think i'm ok with that. it looks like it comes with a bunch of neat little tidbits anyway. I sniped it, of course. lol. i got it from the same guy that sold me my infamous press kit too. i swear he is the coolest bro on all of ebay. where does he get these things? fffffff.

the next thing on my list is actually on eBay atm. well, technically there is three listed right now. one of them ends tomorrow night (technically sunday morning) at 4:58am PST. guess who's staying up all night? :'D oh yeah.

oh yea and remember all the drama poop going on with those suethors or w/e the fuck? ya well apparently i'm interesting enough for one of their mods to not leave me alone. i mean idek. she left some random ass comment on one of my arts and it's not like i recently posted it either. i kinda wonder if its their attempt at trying to troll me or w/e, but lol they need to try moar than just call zeke a fatty, k. learn to be witty or just be downright rude, don't be vague because its unfunny. i shouldn't be having to say that. i find it more amusing because it's the one i called a skank way back when, too.

i feel so run-down too. i just i dunno. it might not have helped the only thing i have eaten is candy today, or maybe its just my sleeping, or the breathing shit that still isn't cleared up. i don't even know. i'm getting tired of it though. i still need to get my mom a mother's day gift but i just don't feel like doing *anything*. maybe tomorrow. i know what i wanna get i just need to drag myself down to the mall. hurrdurr. i still gotta try to find a marill too. my local target isn't restocking anymore because they still have that huge box of bronzors. there is a target in the mall though so maybe i will have some luck there tomorrow. x_X

this morning when i woke up for a bit to snipe the r2 kit i went out of my room to get some water before going back to bed my cat was outside in the hallway. she like stared at me for a good 10 seconds before meowing like 10 tiny meows at me and walking over to me while purring. i just jdllsdkjksf. i love my cat ok she is adorable.

OF COURSE IT WASN'T THE RESISTANCE 3 TRAILER.

sdksdlkfksdlf.

it was Socom 4.

i was so sure...

even after insomniac posted that blog like "GUESS WHAT WE'RE WORKIN ON TWO GAEMS AND THIS IS THE LONGEST ITS TAKEN US TO ANNOUNCE OUR NEXT PROJECT BUT......LAWL NO WE WON'T TELL YOU WAT DEM GAYMEZ IS TEEHEE."

you tease.

klgdfg w/e GDC is next week. If insomniac don't be announcin Resistance 3 by then I might have to punch things into orbit with my face. >:[

>:[

>:CCCC

ughhhhhhhhhhh my stomach is trying to implode upon itself. why do i eat things. ffffffffffff.

its to a point now, where even water will make me feel sick. GHGUHGUh. but w/e i'm just complaining cuz I'm butthurt at the universe. :D :D :D :D

butthurt about dumb things shocknoway.

but that's not important.

because i recently remembered the amazing don't shit your pants game. which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

also my obvious anon secret was posted today and i can't help but leave stupid replies on it because this is how i deal with being massive butthurt i'm retarded.

i mean obviously zeke is from battletoads.

i wish i could say it was my joke but i can't fffffff.

lawlietxlight: some people replied to my secret lol PEOPLE KNOW WHAT INFAMOUS IS SHOCK
lawlietxlight: except one person was like
lawlietxlight: WHO IS THIS WHAT GAME IS THIS
eyebrowaddict: battletoads
lawlietxlight: LMFAO
lawlietxlight: FDJOs90gh
lawlietxlight: im gonna reply with that

also yea i posted anon cuz im a fag and can't talk to people anymore. bawwwwww cry moar

lol today was like the most stressful day at work ever!!! (and tomorrow is probably going to be worse, i love closing in busy time!!!! LOL!!!!!!!) to sum it up people are mailing shit for valentine's day and everyone and their mom thinks its supa cool to bring in 20 parcels 20 minutes before closing and then proceed to ask me every name on the packages. like srsly. we have a sign that says no more than 3 packages after 4:30 (we close at 5) but i feel like it's too ass to tell people i can only do 3 parcels SO THEN PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE AHUGHUGH ~RAEG~ SCREW YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!

but then i got home and shat brix because in my twitter game news update things was a RUMOR ABOUT INFAMOUS 2.... now obviously infamous 2 is coming because the end of the first game is like "HERE IS THE PLOT OF THE NEXT GAME" (srsly) but the rumor says inFAMOUS 2 is supposed to come out in 2010

o______o WHAT.
( INCOHERENT BABBLING ABOUT INFAMOUS 2 AND ALSO A COMIC THE SIZE OF AN XBOX UNDER THIS CUT LINK THING )

Today is thursday, the playstation store updates on thursdays. Oh goodie, perhaps fallout 3 DLC is finally out? Let's load up the store and check.

( CLIFFHANGER )

FUCK YOU BETHESDA.

FUCK YOU.

STOP MAKING PROMISES IF YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM.

I'M SO GETTING PISSED OFF AT YOUR UNPROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR.

JUST BECAUSE THERE IS LESS PS3 CUSTOMERS DOESN'T MEAN ITS OKAY TO SCREW OVER THE ONES YOU DO HAVE.

IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING DEADLINE, LOL A HEADS UP IS ALWAYS NICE YOU KNOW?

OH WAIT, NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAIL UNPROFESSIONAL COMPANY THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ITS CUSTOMERS.

IF THERE WAS A WAY TO PIRATE DLC FOR THE PS3 I WOULD DO THAT TOO BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU FAGGOTS DESERVE MY MONEY.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

also: AIM isn't working and it makes me want to punch kittens. ~EYES RANDY~

EDIT OH HEY GUYS LOOKS LIKE BETHSOFT DECIDED TO BE A REAL WINRAR EPIC FAILFAGGOT AND ANNOUNCE THAT THE DLC WON'T BE OUT TODAY.

HOW DOES I RELEASE NEWS ON TIME?