ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN CHOO CHOO
( trailer under here )

( i was way too amused by this so i have to share it )

this post has no purpose i was just way too amused by that.

the end.

so if you've had the unfortunate expirience of being eyebrowaddict or thekayla recently you'd know i've suddenly developed a borderline creepy obsession with deus ex: human revolution.

it all started with a trailer...
( this one, under the cut... )
AND THEN... i got the game for my birthday. sort of...well, my brother claimed he didn't know what games i like (despite me mentioning an interest in deus ex before my birthday :I) and just got me gamestop cards that equaled the amount of a ps3 game. soooo i got deus ex!!!1

idk if i can even say why i love this game. there's a lot of things in it. its so ridiculously shiny (i mean, dat trailer.) and you get mini cutscenes for punching dudes in the face which sounds lame but is actually hilarious and amazing all at once. or maybe its because you can also do things like this. but also maybe it has to do with jensen's perfect hair. srsly i keep talking about his hair. i don't even know you guys. look at this perfect hair.

i stayed up till 3am last night just to beat the game. idec that i still feel like crap and i got like 4 hours of sleep.......aaaaand i still want to play it like 9 more times. delicious platinum trophy. it also has a really cool soundtrack... i might try to get my hands on it when it comes out.

anyway, jensen has perfect hair, you guys. i've never really paid much attention to hair styles on characters this much. IDK WHY I EVEN LIKE HIS HAIR SO MUCH BUT I DO. though Zeke gets +10 for sideburns which are cool too, ngl SO LIKE......f-list, since I am certain none of you give two shits about Deus Ex:HR, so instead plz to share with me who you think has the best hair.

so festival of blood came out today.

it's really short. like, idk i can play inFamous with the efficiency of a robot but I beat it in 3hrs and I spent a lot of that time dicking around.

I spent EVEN MORE TIME DICKING AROUND (and pausing the game lots) but i already got all the trophies in it too.

..........in one day.

.........best $10 of my life.

NOW I WANNA GO BACK TO PLAYING DEUS EX but if i do my playfire profile won't show Festival of Blood on it in the timeline and YES IT MATTERS. hnnggg i do wanna play more though. at least Uncharted 3 next week is the last new game coming out that I want like burning. I can play it and then catch up on Resistance 3 trophies, Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One and Deus Ex. and bioshock.............maybe........someday

i just found out the entire premise behind Festival of Blood is Zeke making shit up attempting to impress ladies.






that is absolutely brilliant.

zeke is the best character ever and i need to play this even more. sakdaslskadkl excite

BUT HOLY NUGGETS INFAMOUS 2 IS THE BEST FOREVER .......

( picture )

an inFamous 2 press kit exists. I just found images of one on a french video game website: its complete with pictures

IT COMES WITH COLE'S WALLET.

also what is this shenanigans about giving out limited infamous 2 stuff at e3? :'c Fuuuuuuuuuu suckerpunch.

i will shank everyone and their dog for a copy of this thing. SOMEONE HELP ME FIND ONE.
fuck surgery, buy infamous 2 press kit :D:D:D

SO I GUESS SUCKER PUNCH REALLY WANTS ME IN THAT BETA...

because they just sent me another beta invite lol. this is kind of funny... :'D

I did ask them on twitter if I'm supposed to have it because the email sent to me has links that are specific to my email address and I don't want to mess anything up. /paranoid btw/ But if not then lololol someone is getting a beta code.

actually this is technically the third beta code i've been sent, but the second one was a "fix" code because my account was locked out of the beta forums for some reason

ALSO ACCORDING TO THE WEBSITE NO ONE ELSE HAS PLAYED MY MISSION. :C I would try posting it in the beta forums but I'd feel bad posting my crap mission. LMAO I BARELY SPENT LIKE 15 MINUTES PUTTING IT TOGETHER. IT DOES NOT DESERVE POPULARITY... but it amuses me anyway.

i've also discovered i can forgive sucker punch for removing the ability to punch things with Cole's face because now you can throw everything that isn't nailed down at EVERYTHING. i killed an enemy with a porta-potty last night. something i'd been trying to do on infamous 1 for a while now ngl I also killed a joe with a shopping cart, a dumpster, a traffic cone... i was even throwing wooden pallets and trash cans with fires in them at some joes. skdaldksald.

also its super hilarious to me when you throw an item just right, and it hits a corner or something and rockets 10000000mph in the opposite direction after it bounces. this is the kind of thing that can literally entertain me for hours. good job, sp, good job

it just occurred to me that infamous 2 is less than 2 months away from being released. ffffffff yes. LMAO I FOUND OUT TOO, THAT I UPLOADED A STUPID INFAMOUS 2 DOODLE COMIC ABOUT THE NEW ZEKE/COLE EXACTLY ONE YEAR BEFORE THE GAME WOULD COME OUT. does this count as predicting it?