but not like this...

so, LJ, our time is coming to a close?

that new "beta" friends page will be forced upon everyone whether they like it or not once it's done. confirmed by LJ staff member here.

that's good.

because i like being blinded by LJ when i read it.

:\ anyone here moving to dreamwidth? I already have an account, if a lot of you guys go, I will too. I don't know if I can read the new page. I suffer light sensitivity issues and reading that page for too long will trigger headaches. sucks to be me i guess.

you guys.

last night i was trying to play MOAR jak x because it's my life suddenly and like the R2 button (THE TURBO BOOST BUTTON IN THE GAME) was getting stuck to the point where it was ruining my races because my character would be like IDK HOW TO TURBO LOOLOLLOOLOLOL and then everyone and their dog would pass me and it was lame in a bun.

AND THEN I WAS LIKE!!!!1 IM GONNA OPEN THIS CONTROLLER AND CLEAN THE BUTTONS. THEN IT WONT STICK ANYMOAR.

so i opened it up and it was the most disgusting inside.

i am never buying another used controller ever. :'c I usually buy my stuff new but I was late to the ps2 land and I got it used at Gamestop like a year ago I guess. The dust and grime inside the controller was nothing like I'd seen. I don't know if they rolled the thing in dirt at some point or not??

i mean look at these, and how it just gets worse:
first glance inside. note the dust on the cord inside the controller.
gross analogue stick
THE GROSSEST BUTTON I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. q-tips would hardly pull the grime off that X button. I just..... HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO GET THIS MUCH SHIT CAKED INSIDE YOUR CONTROLLER!?

the most disgusting thing about this is that i realized i had been actually PLAYING GAMES WITH THIS MONSTER for this long without realizing how gross it was inside.

it took nearly 20 q-tips and almost 2 hours to clean that controller.

and if it doesn't fix my button sticking issues in Jak X I'm just gonna throw it against a wall.

so today i spent a lot of my time playing Resistance 2. Your teammates are either assholes, failures or both.
( so i bring you a comic )

guys i won the resistance 2 press kit. c: this one is apparently missing the press disc but I think i'm ok with that. it looks like it comes with a bunch of neat little tidbits anyway. I sniped it, of course. lol. i got it from the same guy that sold me my infamous press kit too. i swear he is the coolest bro on all of ebay. where does he get these things? fffffff.

the next thing on my list is actually on eBay atm. well, technically there is three listed right now. one of them ends tomorrow night (technically sunday morning) at 4:58am PST. guess who's staying up all night? :'D oh yeah.

oh yea and remember all the drama poop going on with those suethors or w/e the fuck? ya well apparently i'm interesting enough for one of their mods to not leave me alone. i mean idek. she left some random ass comment on one of my arts and it's not like i recently posted it either. i kinda wonder if its their attempt at trying to troll me or w/e, but lol they need to try moar than just call zeke a fatty, k. learn to be witty or just be downright rude, don't be vague because its unfunny. i shouldn't be having to say that. i find it more amusing because it's the one i called a skank way back when, too.

i feel so run-down too. i just i dunno. it might not have helped the only thing i have eaten is candy today, or maybe its just my sleeping, or the breathing shit that still isn't cleared up. i don't even know. i'm getting tired of it though. i still need to get my mom a mother's day gift but i just don't feel like doing *anything*. maybe tomorrow. i know what i wanna get i just need to drag myself down to the mall. hurrdurr. i still gotta try to find a marill too. my local target isn't restocking anymore because they still have that huge box of bronzors. there is a target in the mall though so maybe i will have some luck there tomorrow. x_X

this morning when i woke up for a bit to snipe the r2 kit i went out of my room to get some water before going back to bed my cat was outside in the hallway. she like stared at me for a good 10 seconds before meowing like 10 tiny meows at me and walking over to me while purring. i just jdllsdkjksf. i love my cat ok she is adorable.

gdi sony i don't give a flying fuck about your WII HD.

YEA THAT'S RIGHT.

YOUR GODDAMN PLAYSTATION MOVE CAN GO CHOKE ON A BAG OF DICKS.

WHERE IS MY RESISTANCE 3!?

is it really going to be announced at e3? for reals? if it is, PLEASE HAVE IT STILL COME OUT IN FALL 2010. PLEASE?

i dont want to wait until FREAKING JUNE to hear about resistance 3 aaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg.

ughhhhhhhhhhh my stomach is trying to implode upon itself. why do i eat things. ffffffffffff.

its to a point now, where even water will make me feel sick. GHGUHGUh. but w/e i'm just complaining cuz I'm butthurt at the universe. :D :D :D :D

butthurt about dumb things shocknoway.

but that's not important.

because i recently remembered the amazing don't shit your pants game. which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

also my obvious anon secret was posted today and i can't help but leave stupid replies on it because this is how i deal with being massive butthurt i'm retarded.

i mean obviously zeke is from battletoads.

i wish i could say it was my joke but i can't fffffff.

lawlietxlight: some people replied to my secret lol PEOPLE KNOW WHAT INFAMOUS IS SHOCK
lawlietxlight: except one person was like
lawlietxlight: WHO IS THIS WHAT GAME IS THIS
eyebrowaddict: battletoads
lawlietxlight: LMFAO
lawlietxlight: FDJOs90gh
lawlietxlight: im gonna reply with that

also yea i posted anon cuz im a fag and can't talk to people anymore. bawwwwww cry moar

I got my inFAMOUS poster up finally. XD It's the most expensive coolest thing on my wall now. :D HOORAY.

ALSO, this is totally not important but have you ever heard of those "claiming" or w/e communities they have on livejournal? ..like there's no purpose to them except that you got there before someone else and you get to slap a line of code in your profile to show what a giant nerd you are? ...........YEA WELL I TOTALLY DID THAT EXCEPT I GOT COLE MACGRATH (shock...!) and I think more people should go claim things so it will actually look like I got something awesome instead of posting in a community that no one cares about.

so uh...go....go check it out or something vg_of_lj

( Pichur of the poster under the cut, as well as junk about the japanese release of inFAMOUS )

also my mom is frying things and its making me v hungry hfdusfifguh its like...chicken and shit too so i wont even eat it but the smell of the frying..shell crap on the outside smells so good hhhhhrrrrrnnnnnnngggg. ~gnaws arm off~

I dropped my cat off to get neutered this morning.

The vet called.

My cat is a girl.

D:

sorry for the double posting but oh my god i just found this and and it's too epic to not be shared.
I bring you ladies and gentlemen:
General Chase's Overcoat


......wait that's not right.

( Bethesda does not understand the meaning of QA )

So in case no one else heard about this.

no ps3 dlc till "late september" (read: december 2012).

and I forsee the dlc selling horribly because it's been delayed 65 thousand times, so then bethsoft will be like "OH THIS WASNT WORTH IT, NEXT TIME WE'RE GONNA JUST TOTES IGNORE THOSE STUPID PS3 OWNERS"

remember folks, you heard it here first. I also called them delayed the GOTY edition in my previous journal. Now I know for sure it can't be out on time.

( Stuff about my cat under the cut )

Today is thursday, the playstation store updates on thursdays. Oh goodie, perhaps fallout 3 DLC is finally out? Let's load up the store and check.

( CLIFFHANGER )

FUCK YOU BETHESDA.

FUCK YOU.

STOP MAKING PROMISES IF YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM.

I'M SO GETTING PISSED OFF AT YOUR UNPROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR.

JUST BECAUSE THERE IS LESS PS3 CUSTOMERS DOESN'T MEAN ITS OKAY TO SCREW OVER THE ONES YOU DO HAVE.

IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING DEADLINE, LOL A HEADS UP IS ALWAYS NICE YOU KNOW?

OH WAIT, NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAIL UNPROFESSIONAL COMPANY THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ITS CUSTOMERS.

IF THERE WAS A WAY TO PIRATE DLC FOR THE PS3 I WOULD DO THAT TOO BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU FAGGOTS DESERVE MY MONEY.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

also: AIM isn't working and it makes me want to punch kittens. ~EYES RANDY~

EDIT OH HEY GUYS LOOKS LIKE BETHSOFT DECIDED TO BE A REAL WINRAR EPIC FAILFAGGOT AND ANNOUNCE THAT THE DLC WON'T BE OUT TODAY.

HOW DOES I RELEASE NEWS ON TIME?

Vlakume's Fallout 3 file has PERMANENTLY CORRUPTED. I should have gone to bed two hours ago but I've been trying everything in my power to freaking fix this. I was about to freak out and shit when I realized I had saved a copy of his file right before Tranquility Lane.

THANK GOD.

Sure I lose about 10 hours of gameplay (over the course of four days, apparently) and will have to re-do 3-4 quests including making the hilariously dangerous trek through Deathclaw-ville USA.

But at least I don't have to restart his entire file.

It's either that, or try to salvage every bit of shit from his Tenpenny Tower suite that I can, and then just never ever want to go in it ever again, since the game will freeze every time, without fail, upon trying to load the floor the suite is on. EVERYTIME. WHY DID I OVER WRITE MY SECOND BACK-UP SAVE WITH THE CORRUPTED DATA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Seriously though, thank GOD I HAVE THAT TRANQUILITY LANE save. @___@;;; (also thank god it's not like 2 weeks worth of gameplay behind)

Moral of the story: Save like 3 different copies of fallout 3 files. Do not overwrite previously working saves. ): I... I don't even know anymore... please patch this bethesda? Google says it happens on xbox AND ps3, so its not even something with just my console... ):

vlakume i will get you back up to speed in no time.

ugh.

Update I emailed bethsoft's support and they basically told me I'm fucked. haha. brb bringing file up to speed.