yesterday i was feeling exceptionally opinionated about inFamous.

it resulted in someone with the worst english i've ever seen attempt to call me names.

( details )

SO I GUESS SUCKER PUNCH REALLY WANTS ME IN THAT BETA...

because they just sent me another beta invite lol. this is kind of funny... :'D

I did ask them on twitter if I'm supposed to have it because the email sent to me has links that are specific to my email address and I don't want to mess anything up. /paranoid btw/ But if not then lololol someone is getting a beta code.

actually this is technically the third beta code i've been sent, but the second one was a "fix" code because my account was locked out of the beta forums for some reason

ALSO ACCORDING TO THE WEBSITE NO ONE ELSE HAS PLAYED MY MISSION. :C I would try posting it in the beta forums but I'd feel bad posting my crap mission. LMAO I BARELY SPENT LIKE 15 MINUTES PUTTING IT TOGETHER. IT DOES NOT DESERVE POPULARITY... but it amuses me anyway.

i've also discovered i can forgive sucker punch for removing the ability to punch things with Cole's face because now you can throw everything that isn't nailed down at EVERYTHING. i killed an enemy with a porta-potty last night. something i'd been trying to do on infamous 1 for a while now ngl I also killed a joe with a shopping cart, a dumpster, a traffic cone... i was even throwing wooden pallets and trash cans with fires in them at some joes. skdaldksald.

also its super hilarious to me when you throw an item just right, and it hits a corner or something and rockets 10000000mph in the opposite direction after it bounces. this is the kind of thing that can literally entertain me for hours. good job, sp, good job

it just occurred to me that infamous 2 is less than 2 months away from being released. ffffffff yes. LMAO I FOUND OUT TOO, THAT I UPLOADED A STUPID INFAMOUS 2 DOODLE COMIC ABOUT THE NEW ZEKE/COLE EXACTLY ONE YEAR BEFORE THE GAME WOULD COME OUT. does this count as predicting it?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )

also don't be put off cuz i post 650 million journals a day, if you missed the art you requested check my previous post for the dump, its in there.

first post is best post.

( GET HIM OUT )

what is he doing. i was just trying to aim at some shit on the floor from on a beam and then his head got all stupid. so i took a picture. he looks drunk. stop drinking cole. you need to save empire city you goddamn slacker.

( a crandle )

I want to say a few things here.

1) I FINISHED GHOSTOPOLIS AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND YOU GUYS SHOULD GO CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE ITS SO COOL ITS MAKING ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS. TenNapel's art is amazing and some of the stuff he writes makes me lol so much. SERIOUSLY HE WROTE INSULTS IN THERE LIKE HOW I SAY THEM.

2) infamous_ps3 you should join this because its an infamous comm i made to post things in. i made it partly to stop spamming my LJ with shit no one cares about, ok. sorry no resistance outlet, because only two people on all of LJ like resistance and they are on my flist so deal with it

3) I stole a meme from sykoryoko and IDK if I will do all of it because some of it has stuff I would never like to talk about, jsyk, but we'll see how it goes. I might skip some days or be like fuck you in the face, meme, i don't have to do what you say.

BUT WITH THAT.

DAY ONE- INTRODUCTION
( the rest is under here )
Also the sun is setting over my tv RN so I can't play any ps3. ;-; crai crai crai.

lol the amount of tags on this entry. it needs moar.

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PLAYSTATION TRIPLE

or insomniac games.

or infamous.

or all of the above.

but they all fit into "playstation triple" anyway.

I WILL NEVER GET RID OF MY TRIPLE. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

it impacts my life by making me post 28947278 journals a day about everything insomniac games does ever...or anything about infamous or like....the amount of dust on shuttlebus_ps3.

yes.

so today

i was like idk

dying.

BUT THEN SOMETHING ~*~*AMAZING*~*~ HAPPENED.

ANNOUNCEMENT OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

o god. is this finally resistance 3? like.....f-finally?

they followed it up shortly with something about PAX, so I wonder if they're going to talk more about resistance 3 the game there or just...announce there?

IDK. BUT YOU CAN BET I'LL BE FAGGING IT UP IN MY JOURNAL WHEN IT HAPPENS. :D:D:D

inb4 no one cares

also i've been re-reading the resistance novel and i found out i smile at the dumbest shit in that book. ):

...more lolzy that i was reading the book when i got that notification on my phone. IT MUST BE A SIGN

also no infamous 2 shirt today but maybe tomorrow. mail system i am disappoint. ): it should only take 1 day to deliver an item an hour away. gosh. disregard that. It was on the table the entire time but i kept overlooking it because the seller mailed it in a graham cracker box. lmfao. SHIRT IS AWESOME BTW.

# Day 03 - A pairing that needs to happen now?

( ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION AND ALSO MORE IMAGES UNDER THE CUT :D:D:D:D )

Ok guys sorry about the 600 journals today but this is important.

It has come to my attention that Cole has Magnemites tattooed on his arms.

No really.

He does.

( UNDER THE CUT )

OK SO. last night, as i do when i'm like dying and dead, i fart around on my ps3!!11 instead of sleeping!!!!!!

it started as usual with me punching the shit out of everything in inFAMOUS because duh that shit will never get unfun. Well Cole was like punching the crap out of some car because it honked at him. how dare they so yeah. how he still has good karma i dont even know ok

he flipped the car on its side and lol i noticed the driver inside was like impaled on the steering wheel.



cole ur such a cool guy ok.

BUT THEN eyebrowaddict GOT ON PSN AND WE WERE LIKE HEY LETS FAG AROUND IN LBP WITH OUR NEW HEAVY RAIN SKINS!!! read: make jayden hump the crap out of ethan (yes we are mentally 14 why do you ask).

( LBP HEAVY RAIN PICHURS UNDER CUT )

o but also i decided to remake my phone's theme. TO ~*~INFAMOUS~*~ theme. yep.

I also have a Heavy Rain keyguard BECAUSE I NEEDED ONE OK DON'T EVEN QUESTION ME.

( new sidekick theme teehee )

IDK IF ANYONE CARES ABOUT GAMING NEWS AS MUCH AS I DO.... but I am posting this sure to be giant-ass tl;dr because it's my LJ and I'll do what I want.

my icon is so ridiculously relevant to this post it amuses me too much to not use it ok. don't even question me, son
( I AM FANGIRLING ABOUT THINGS NO ONE CARES ABOUT )

All of you can suck my dick! 8==0

lol so one of my favorite things besides wasting my life is to waste my life by breaking video games. I like to mess around like hxc (ie: spend 2 hours on what it takes a normal person 10 minutes to do) BUT RESULTS SOMETIMES COME OF IT.

It started when I was doing a mission in inFAMOUS and Zeke started acting a bit weird. He spazzed out, and then just froze in place. I started shoving him around randomly because it was lulz. My original intent was to shove him down a flight of stairs but the game ended my mission for running too far away right before I got to the stairs with him. ):

but when it reloaded Zeke's programming exploded and he started running around shooting in the air and just...idk tripping over everything and it was hilarious. SO I WAS LIKE YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH and busted out my camera and took some shitty videos of it.

does anyone remember the polygon monster glitch of Fallout 3?

( ZEKE TRIES TO IMPERSONATE A POLYGON MONSTER [[images and video under cut]] )

I UH.....WUT.

( Details under cut )

SO THE UPS TRUCK CAME.


LATI APPROVES OF IGN BOX. O:

( pichurs under the cut of the pure liquid awesome )