i just found out the entire premise behind Festival of Blood is Zeke making shit up attempting to impress ladies.






that is absolutely brilliant.

zeke is the best character ever and i need to play this even more. sakdaslskadkl excite

"service engine soon" light comes on in my car...and the steering column shakes up and down.

BUT I JUST BOUGHT YOUUUUUUUU

edit also my local gamestop had a SUPER SUPER AWESOME 16inch mini cardboard cole standee but the employee there was a derp and basically said i couldnt have it in so many words...sadly cool guy wasn't there otherwise im 99% sure it would have been mine...... im gonna keep stalking them for it but if /anyone/ manages to find me one i will pay you money for it. I NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR. no jokes.

btw, is it just me that finds this OMG INFAMOUS ITEMS I NEED THEM edit tacked onto the end of a FUUUUU MY CAR IS EXPLODING MAYBE entry kind of lols? ....priorities, i has them

OH MY GOD INSOMNIAC IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE THEIR NEW IP ON MONDAY AT THE EA PRESS CONFERENCE FFFFFFFFFFFFF skllkajflkasfjlaksjfaklflksaf

SO GLAD I AM NOT WORKING THAT DAY OMG. i am so excite i just dont even.

sadjkdsajld and then the day after that is ///infamous 2/// I MIGHT JUST EXPLODE FROM EXCITEMENT. sfffffffffsafkljalk

/best week ever/

an inFamous 2 press kit exists. I just found images of one on a french video game website: its complete with pictures

IT COMES WITH COLE'S WALLET.

also what is this shenanigans about giving out limited infamous 2 stuff at e3? :'c Fuuuuuuuuuu suckerpunch.

i will shank everyone and their dog for a copy of this thing. SOMEONE HELP ME FIND ONE.
fuck surgery, buy infamous 2 press kit :D:D:D

so this just happened:

[00:13] antoj: WHAT I CANT GET OVER
[00:13] antoj: IS THAT HIS JACKET IS LEATHER RIGHT
[00:14] antoj: ...how do you find a leather jacket that fits anatomy like that.
[00:14] antoj: what the hell
[00:14] eyebrowaddict: THAT BUGGED ME TOO
[00:14] antoj: HIS JACKET IS NOT SPANDEX STUPID ARTIST
[00:14] eyebrowaddict: it looks more like spandex in that picture
[00:14] antoj: sjdlksa
[00:14] eyebrowaddict: HAHA

THIS IS OF COURSE, About the inFAMOUS comic cover that was posted. BTW I posted more stuff about them in my infamous_ps3. :O I found some drawings by the artist credited for the illustrations in the news post. they look a lot better than the cover too.
( MORE FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS SHENANIGANS AND OTHER SUCH STORIES. )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )

also don't be put off cuz i post 650 million journals a day, if you missed the art you requested check my previous post for the dump, its in there.

SO FAR THIS IS ALL THE NEW INFORMATION ON RESISTANCE 3 ANNOUNCED SINCE THAT TRAILER WAS SHOWN AT GAMESCOM.

:"C wtf insomniac.

but i spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out if the shape behind the r3 logo was a country/continent and came to the conclusion it doesn't really resemble anything.

UNLESS I'M BLIND? idk does it look like something. it might help figure out the setting of the game. inb4 BUT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS IN THE A THIS TIME DUMBASS >:I don't you question me.

also adventureland posted some scans in my infamous community and now i pretty much need this guidebook like burning. c:> must locate.

also if anyone has a playfire account plz 2 add me and then join my lonely resistance group

ok the end.

omg yes.
omg

omg yes. yes omg. ignore for a second i am taking this out of context BUT FOR REALS. I gots a new member over on my community infamous_ps3 (you should join it ok, we're a cool (collective) bro) AND LIKE....THEY CAME BEARING THE BEST KINDS OF GIFTS TO EVER BEAR.

but that quote is from someone from Sucker punch SO IT IS MOTHERFUCKING CANON.

ALSO I AM LIKE SAD FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Insomniac Games said they are _not_ going to be demoing Resistance 3 at PAX. bawwwwwwwwwwwww So even after the announcement they are still going to be a huge tease. THOUGH THEY DID CONFIRM THAT RESISTANCE 3 IS COMING OUT IN 2011. SO UH. YAY? So inFAMOUS 2 and Resistance 3 are slated for 2011. I don't think my PS3 can survive that much awesome. Goddamn. can it be 2011 plz

( KARPS MACGRATH )

( DAY....WHATEVER THE FUCK )

cole can literally throw cars in infamous 2

( video )

stop teasing me, insomniac, this hurts ok. /sad violin. though I guess they've been doing this.

in other news

I REALLY

WANT

A SHINY MAGIKARP PLUSH. but i can't find one. I also shouldn't spend money on one but lololol i kind of want johto charms too but i don't want gyarados. :'c sad.

that reminds me that i totally never play soul silver anymore, but instead just use it to update my pokewalker. :'D lololollolol. cole's magikarp is level 25 or something now.

and i'm also annoyed that the sun doesn't wanna come out anymore cuz I need to get pictures of the rest of my infamous shit for that website I'm trying to make. I KIND OF DONT WANT SHAT PICTURES BUT NOOOOOOO.

yep yep this post is pretty much pointless, i just wanted to say how much i am sitting over here clinging to my computer screen while obsessively refreshing my email/twitter for news from insomniac. :I AUGUST IS THE MONTH. AUGUST IS THE MONTH best month ever.

one more thing: PS3 is the official console of new zealand: and its all because of kevin butler. i hope sony never gets rid of kevin butler. he is the best.

so today

i was like idk

dying.

BUT THEN SOMETHING ~*~*AMAZING*~*~ HAPPENED.

ANNOUNCEMENT OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

o god. is this finally resistance 3? like.....f-finally?

they followed it up shortly with something about PAX, so I wonder if they're going to talk more about resistance 3 the game there or just...announce there?

IDK. BUT YOU CAN BET I'LL BE FAGGING IT UP IN MY JOURNAL WHEN IT HAPPENS. :D:D:D

inb4 no one cares

also i've been re-reading the resistance novel and i found out i smile at the dumbest shit in that book. ):

...more lolzy that i was reading the book when i got that notification on my phone. IT MUST BE A SIGN

also no infamous 2 shirt today but maybe tomorrow. mail system i am disappoint. ): it should only take 1 day to deliver an item an hour away. gosh. disregard that. It was on the table the entire time but i kept overlooking it because the seller mailed it in a graham cracker box. lmfao. SHIRT IS AWESOME BTW.

LOLOLOLOOOL

so

i like

shat bricks

cuz

july's game informer cover is infamous 2. (OH SNAP. (ps: everything is srsly announce before resistance 3 ok))

and joystiq posted the new cover.

clicky clicky!

ok.

WHAT DID THEY DO TO COLE!?
( lol cole regressed in age 10 years )

edit If anyone is subscribed to game informer and can get me a copy of this issue before it hits shelves I will be your bff forever and ever and ever and ever andeverandeverandever

EDIT: I posted this in the long-dead inFAMOUS community on LJ AND SOMEONE GOT A COPY OF GAME INFORMER ALREADY. but the most important news to come out of this?

ZEKE IS IN INFAMOUS 2. HOORAY. OMG HOORAY. I JUST.

I JUST

HOORAY.

IDK IF ANYONE CARES ABOUT GAMING NEWS AS MUCH AS I DO.... but I am posting this sure to be giant-ass tl;dr because it's my LJ and I'll do what I want.

my icon is so ridiculously relevant to this post it amuses me too much to not use it ok. don't even question me, son
( I AM FANGIRLING ABOUT THINGS NO ONE CARES ABOUT )

guys i won the resistance 2 press kit. c: this one is apparently missing the press disc but I think i'm ok with that. it looks like it comes with a bunch of neat little tidbits anyway. I sniped it, of course. lol. i got it from the same guy that sold me my infamous press kit too. i swear he is the coolest bro on all of ebay. where does he get these things? fffffff.

the next thing on my list is actually on eBay atm. well, technically there is three listed right now. one of them ends tomorrow night (technically sunday morning) at 4:58am PST. guess who's staying up all night? :'D oh yeah.

oh yea and remember all the drama poop going on with those suethors or w/e the fuck? ya well apparently i'm interesting enough for one of their mods to not leave me alone. i mean idek. she left some random ass comment on one of my arts and it's not like i recently posted it either. i kinda wonder if its their attempt at trying to troll me or w/e, but lol they need to try moar than just call zeke a fatty, k. learn to be witty or just be downright rude, don't be vague because its unfunny. i shouldn't be having to say that. i find it more amusing because it's the one i called a skank way back when, too.

i feel so run-down too. i just i dunno. it might not have helped the only thing i have eaten is candy today, or maybe its just my sleeping, or the breathing shit that still isn't cleared up. i don't even know. i'm getting tired of it though. i still need to get my mom a mother's day gift but i just don't feel like doing *anything*. maybe tomorrow. i know what i wanna get i just need to drag myself down to the mall. hurrdurr. i still gotta try to find a marill too. my local target isn't restocking anymore because they still have that huge box of bronzors. there is a target in the mall though so maybe i will have some luck there tomorrow. x_X

this morning when i woke up for a bit to snipe the r2 kit i went out of my room to get some water before going back to bed my cat was outside in the hallway. she like stared at me for a good 10 seconds before meowing like 10 tiny meows at me and walking over to me while purring. i just jdllsdkjksf. i love my cat ok she is adorable.

gdi sony i don't give a flying fuck about your WII HD.

YEA THAT'S RIGHT.

YOUR GODDAMN PLAYSTATION MOVE CAN GO CHOKE ON A BAG OF DICKS.

WHERE IS MY RESISTANCE 3!?

is it really going to be announced at e3? for reals? if it is, PLEASE HAVE IT STILL COME OUT IN FALL 2010. PLEASE?

i dont want to wait until FREAKING JUNE to hear about resistance 3 aaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggggg.

OF COURSE IT WASN'T THE RESISTANCE 3 TRAILER.

sdksdlkfksdlf.

it was Socom 4.

i was so sure...

even after insomniac posted that blog like "GUESS WHAT WE'RE WORKIN ON TWO GAEMS AND THIS IS THE LONGEST ITS TAKEN US TO ANNOUNCE OUR NEXT PROJECT BUT......LAWL NO WE WON'T TELL YOU WAT DEM GAYMEZ IS TEEHEE."

you tease.

klgdfg w/e GDC is next week. If insomniac don't be announcin Resistance 3 by then I might have to punch things into orbit with my face. >:[

>:[

>:CCCC

does anyone on my flist know japanese/kanji and would be willing to help me translate something? I:

i don't have it yet... BUT I WILL SOON cuz i am a giant nerd as soon as i sell like 2 more of my games i will have enough game-sold munz to buy the japanese version of infamous.

AND YES I KNOW IT'S ONLY SUBTITLED......!

but i want to re-translate the subtitles back into english to see if there are any hidden lulz.

if not, how can i look up what kanji means? :\ I can probs translate the hirigana enough to slap it through a google translate (AND GET LULZ LIKE "Call McGrath have the ability to kick a bomb explosion deliveries.") but idk how to read kanji because i am a nub.

also i just wanted to say for the record i feel lied to by sucker punch. ): (spoilers: nothing happened)

which is why i will send them me having 4 different copies of their game when i get the japanese version. i try too hard on everything shut up

also is the australian version of the game different from the EU/NA one? :D

lol today was like the most stressful day at work ever!!! (and tomorrow is probably going to be worse, i love closing in busy time!!!! LOL!!!!!!!) to sum it up people are mailing shit for valentine's day and everyone and their mom thinks its supa cool to bring in 20 parcels 20 minutes before closing and then proceed to ask me every name on the packages. like srsly. we have a sign that says no more than 3 packages after 4:30 (we close at 5) but i feel like it's too ass to tell people i can only do 3 parcels SO THEN PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE AHUGHUGH ~RAEG~ SCREW YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!

but then i got home and shat brix because in my twitter game news update things was a RUMOR ABOUT INFAMOUS 2.... now obviously infamous 2 is coming because the end of the first game is like "HERE IS THE PLOT OF THE NEXT GAME" (srsly) but the rumor says inFAMOUS 2 is supposed to come out in 2010

o______o WHAT.
( INCOHERENT BABBLING ABOUT INFAMOUS 2 AND ALSO A COMIC THE SIZE OF AN XBOX UNDER THIS CUT LINK THING )

Some things happened today.



looooooooool orly I WONDER WHO THAT WAS YOU GUYS.

( GGGGG UPS PLZ )