antoj: (FSDAJHKL)
lol so one of my favorite things besides wasting my life is to waste my life by breaking video games. I like to mess around like hxc (ie: spend 2 hours on what it takes a normal person 10 minutes to do) BUT RESULTS SOMETIMES COME OF IT.

It started when I was doing a mission in inFAMOUS and Zeke started acting a bit weird. He spazzed out, and then just froze in place. I started shoving him around randomly because it was lulz. My original intent was to shove him down a flight of stairs but the game ended my mission for running too far away right before I got to the stairs with him. ):

but when it reloaded Zeke's programming exploded and he started running around shooting in the air and just...idk tripping over everything and it was hilarious. SO I WAS LIKE YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH and busted out my camera and took some shitty videos of it.

does anyone remember the polygon monster glitch of Fallout 3?


OK SO... the video alone is hilarious enough (AT LEAST I THINK SO) but when I slowed them down after having them on my computer I got some more lulz. There is one part in it where Cole gets shot by Zeke (i edited it out because honestly you can barely see it) BUT IN SLOW-MO I CAME TO A VERY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY.

ZEKE SHOOTS COLE IN THE BALLS



poor cole. he's a real trooper for still truckin after that one.

....but then cole gets revenge the best way he knows how: shoving Zeke into a blackhole made of seizures. (this will be in the video (ALSO SEE ICON))



:I YOU CAN DEF SEE THAT THERE......also the best part is how zeke's model just gets smashed up into a cube or something...his legs are stabbing through his torso.....lol.

Also I edited the hell out of this video because a lot of it was the same stuff. IN FACT 99% OF THE CUT FOOTAGE IS JUST THIS:

hawt

BUT UH.

VIDEO NOW:

NOTABLE BITS:
0:40 = Zeke has an epic faceplant moment (see here)
1:09 = Zeke's Seizure
2:45 = Zeke's weird twitchy glitch dance thing (IDFK BUT ITS HILARIOUS)
3:19 = COLE TRIES TO TWITCH OUT TOO BUT FAILS ):

here is this entry summed up in one shitty draw by me


THE END


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