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yes ok.
it's funny to me because i played killzone 2 and 3 like over a year ago (killzone 3 came out last february, lol) and i was like "Well that was cool!!! I wonder what happens next!! OH WELL I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT" and then moved on.
and then i replayed it and now im like HOLEEE SHIT DIS GAEM.
btw my favorite character is still stahl because he's the coolest guy. he hates everyone equally and its awesome.
and then i bought 1 million killzone things. well, killzone 3 things
idk why people don't like this game. other than the fact that its inevitable that i like everything that is unpopular. also maybe my heart needed room for another ps3 exclusive shooter to fangirl since sony is going to crap on Resistance's memory. :'c :'c :'c :'c :'c :'c

dis.
dese.
the book is apparently a novelization of Killzone 3. SOME JERK WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS!!!!!!!!!!! (!!!!!!!!!!!!) is reading it rn and keeps telling me its rly cool so obvs i needed it.
and then the collector guide because it has ARTWORK IN IT. i leik artwork.
and then the tiny book is the artbook that was packed into the killzone 3 CE. I didn't buy the entire CE because its seriously the size of 40 planets and I DO NOT HAVE ROOM FOR THAT.
My only regrets is there isn't enough stahl in these things :'c
there's this one though

I USED MY CELL PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT BECAUSE MY REAL CAMERA ATE ALL ITS BATTERIES FOR LUNCH AND IDEC ANYMORE. also i have 1 million things stacked on my scanner
but yes anyway its magical and im excited. NOW I JUST HAVE TO SHIFT ALL THE THINGS AROUND MY ROOM TO FIT THESE BOOKS SOMEWHERE :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
also you know what bugs me.
when you lay the killzone 3 guide down on its back the title on the spine is upside down. Y U DO THIS TO ME, BOOK PUBLISHER!? /flips desk
k the end
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the book is apparently a novelization of Killzone 3. SOME JERK WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS!!!!!!!!!!! (!!!!!!!!!!!!) is reading it rn and keeps telling me its rly cool so obvs i needed it.
lololololo I have no idea who this jerk is but they are obviously a huge jerk and should stop talking about how fantastical that book is... :D
the greatest book everI didn't buy the entire CE because its seriously the size of 40 planets and I DO NOT HAVE ROOM FOR THAT
A wise decision. I had to completely rearrange CE mountain because that fucking CE...so goddamn big. It didn't help that I wanted to keep the Helghast helmet on display (also it functions as a holder for the game and artbook so obvs I didn't want to put it away :'c). The artbook and the cloaked Helghast sniper figure are honestly the coolest parts of it :'D
i know all your day is ruined bcuz of this low quality camera picture but OH. WELL.
IT RUINED MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JERK!!!!!!!!
because I totally can't go look at the picture in my own guide or anythingYEA I WONDER WHO THAT JERK IS. >:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C>:C
lol i wondered about the figure... something about it doesn't seem as cool to me? IDK. its almost like it was unfinished or something EVEN THOUGH THAT IS THE POINT but i like my regular helghast joe who is forever trapped in a box.
it saves him from dustW/E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the quality is ok enough you can still barely make out the texture on his shoes i told you about. why does his shoes have a useless design on them. it amuses me more than it should. ALSO WHY WOULD YOU WANNA GO LOOK AT IT IN YOUR BOOK WHEN YOU CAN LOOK AT MY SHITTY CELL PHONE PICTURE OF IT.
I have no idea who that could be :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I'm not sure why I like it so much... IT'S JUST NEATO TO ME LOL. It probably helps that I like the sniper character design a lot. I want to get a regular sniper joe and an assault joe eventually to be bros with mr. cloak.
but i'll open them because i can't not open a figureBECAUSE IT'S STAHL OK. Everything about him has to have a design and look fancy because he's ultra classy. But you're right. I would much rather look at your cell phone pic of that because looking at my guide would involve getting up and walking to the other side of the room :D
ME EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:C>:C>:C>:C>:C
i kind of want another infantry joe that i can open and pose...because now that ive kept my other one in a box for so long i'd feel bad opening him. :'c plus he looks cool tacked on my wall next to the resistance 3 poster.
he is ultra classy. lmao actually my favorite thing ever was the bit in the guide about the cigarettes. now that scene w/ him smoking in the counsel room is just even more hilarious bcuz its like a big "fuck you guys i do what i want" and its just skldaslkjdjks. esp cuz he puts it out on their fancy table. SO CLASSY STAHL. YOU ARE ONE CLASSY BRO.
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yep.
Also I wish they would make more calzones figures :'c :'c :'c idec if it's just more helghorst joes. Need moar.
YES I LOVED THAT BIT TOO LOL. I was wondering what you thought of that alsdkfjdslk I just love that he smokes and that interview was like CIGARETTES ARE PROBABLY IMPORTED FROM VEKTA. It makes it even more hilarious. Stahl does whatever the fuck he wants. All the time.
i keep wondering about this too, but it seems unlikely that they're getting more. :| I just wish they'd stop labeling these things "SERIES 1" if theyre never gonna make more. The same thing happened to Resistance.
but it still got more than 2 figures and i got a figure of Hale so im ok w/ thisyes. it was seriously the best thing in the entire guide. i was just like. o stahl, you epic troll. this is just his entire life. not giving a fuck about anyone but himself. skladsakjld its seriously the best. THE BEST. every time i see that part now im just gonna be 20% more amused by it because I know he's just being a jerk.
I wish they wouldn't do that too :( it just makes it disappointing when there are never any more... maybe we'll get some more before Killzone 4 releases :( :( :(
Stahl is the master at trolling everyone. He's perfected the art. I'm gonna be amused by that part forever now too, though. alskdjfls the best.
Or maybe some because of Killzone 4? They seem to like to release figures around when a game is coming out in a series...usually...
LMAO IKR. stahl rly is the best ok.
That's what I meant by that :'D too bad that's probably forever away still bawwwwwwwwwww
HE IS. Best calzones villain ever.
lmao. well i hope so. ;______; .....maybe calzone vita!?
HE REALLY IS. anyone who denies it is a stupid stupidface.
that would be nice :'c need all the calzones. also calzone vita better be good or i'm gonna murder everyone
yes. yes they are. they're just jelly that stahl is so much more fabulous than them.
i think this is exactly what it has to be. everyone wishes they had a coat as cool as his.
it's true. i know i wish i had a coat like his :'c
i do too ok. :'c i wish i could steal it.
ME TOO. why doesn't it exist. i need it.
lmao if i had a sewing machine and knowledge i would totally try to make it because its THAT COOL. :D but it would take too long and im a lazy herpderp.
IF ONLY YOU COULD DO THAT FFFFFFF.
then i would be jelly foreverlmao ur dam rite, son. i feel like i should do it now just to bug you :D:D:D
DON'T YOU DARE, FUCKER. I'LL CUT YOU. I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, CUT YOU, AND STEAL UR COAT.
That is how it is with all the Fifth Element books I have picked-up, very little Zorg! I guess that is what we get for liking bad guys?! XD
Honestly, I want to play Killzone 3 just to know more about Stahl. I'm sure I said this before, but he looks like an intriguing fellow...:3
ACTUALLY!!!!! you could probably get the entire jist of the game without playing it...lol. I mean I haven't read it yet but the Killzone Ascendancy book is Killzone 3 in written form, essentially... and then there is always the cutscenes from the game on youtube. lol.
there is an hour and a half worth of cutscenes for killzone 3... i just cannot even lolSO WITH THOSE THINGS.....yes.That is right, your entry did mention a book!! I might just have to hop on over to Amazon and see what I can find. Gee, I don't know if I can afford it:
http://www.amazon.com/Killzone-Ascendancy-Andrew-Holmes/dp/0241954312/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1339876434&sr=8-1&keywords=killzone+ascendancy
The actual .36 cost and then $3.99 for shipping will leave me so broke, LOL!! XD
LOL THAT IS THE SAME PLACE I GOT MY COPY OF THE BOOK. definitely worth it, i think. mine came in fantastic condition too.
also i realized something when i was at work today. If I remember right, doesn't Zorg work on developing weapons and stuff? ......because that's pretty much exactly what Stahl does. LOL. He owns a weapons company...and they develop new weapons and stuff there. I FOUND IT AMUSING ANYWAY.
Crazy characters are the best, that is why!! They have the most personality...;)
Amazon always seems to have fantastic prices. I usually shop around for something I want and int he end, Amazon has the best price. Right now, I am trying a trail run of Amazon Prime. I love how fast the shipping is, though I can't justify paying a yearly fee. Maybe, if I ordered from there more often?!
Yep, Zorg made the ZF-1 and is considered to be an arms dealer. The ZF-1 is the fancy smart gun he shows off to the Mangalores. I am sure his company has made other weapons too?!
There is the "give me the cash guy" who tries to mug Korben Dallas as he leaves his apartment. The gun he is holding is called a Z-140, so I am guessing that Zorg developed that gun too?! Here is a fun fact, Zorg also owns the taxi service that Korben Dallas works for.
Maybe, we just like guys with really big guns?! XD
I did the trial for amazon prime too. But I don't want to pay for it either. c.c Especially for some of their games, they don't even have release date delivery WHICH IS A BIG DEAL TO ME OK. i need it asap. esp if I can pay the same price and go pick it up myself the same day. :| idk.
LOL! YEA. Stahl's company makes....so much stuff. I actually found our recently the logo for Stahl Arms and then realized I'd seen it on so many things in the game. LOL. HE MADE EVERYTHING. ...including this giant robot thing (http://www.dutchgameawards.nl/2011/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/killzone3_02.png). the symbol is actually the little triangle thing (like on the legs of the robot there). its on his jacket too. IDK HOW I DIDN'T PUT IT TOGETHER SOONER LMAO.
and of course guns like this one. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/AntoJLareneg/calzone/vlcsnap-2012-06-10-15h46m09s106.png) (its actually one of the best guns in the game too lolol) also i found out that weapons you pick up in the game that start with "Sta" are made by Stahl Arms too. LOL. There's quite a few... another thing i never put together until after i read it.
LMAO YES GUNS. and i think the crazy helps too.
I am not as avid a gamer as you are, but I understand how important it is to get a game on the actual release day. My only problem is transportation...:\
I'm like that with The Fifth Element. I keep seeing more and more new things every time I re-watch it. It is amazing what you miss the first time around!! XD
The space cruisers that the Mangalores are in when they shoot down the big metal turkeys, belong to Zorg too. Later, he is seen in the same type of space cruiser when Zorg tires to recover the stones from Fhlosten Paradise.
That is a pretty bad ass looking gun...:3
Hum, I don't know if Zorg is crazy?! Well, then again look at the the man dresses. One has to be mad in order to go out in public dressed like that...xXD
IT IS! Especially when I have a couple of friends that play similar titles. It's fun to play them at the same time and then discuss ~*~the magic~*~. Plus, depending on the game it is I would go crazy waiting on the mail for it to arrive (like an inFamous title, for example. LOL)
Isn't it fun when you do that? *__*; I actually re-watched a couple of the cutscenes again and I noticed the logo on more things...xD so many of the things...
oh yes! i remember that. i guess it would make sense for someone like him to have a space cruiser. :b of course stahl has one too......
with his logo all over it, of course.IT IS THE BEST GUN TOO....it explodes people. lol.
But EVERYONE in that movie has an odd sense of dress...:b so it is not that weird!? I mean... in context. LOL. At least Zorg has a nice color scheme going on. |D I rather like the greens.
One character that I thought was cool right off the bat was, Seto Kaiba. Of course, I had no idea what kind of a fan falling he had?! That was before I frequented the net daily...:P
I would probably be more into gaming if I had friends to play with me. I try to get Rodney to play, but video games are not his thing. A new inFamous title to you, is like a Zorg model kit to me...:3
Korben Dallas has the silhouette of a cat on his interior door mat. I watched the movie several times before I noticed that! It makes me wonder what else I have missed!
Zorg's logo isn't on his cruisers, but the ship is refereed to as a ZFX. Also, the concept sketches of Korben's taxi have a sign on the top that reads, "Zorg Inc." On the taxi driver permit that Korben has, it says:
LICENSE No ZORG-BA-577346-G-A BUNCH OF NUMBERS I CAN'T READ
ISSUED TO ZORG'S CAB COMPANY
The print was to small for me to figure out the rest of the numbers there, LOL!!
Guns that explode people are the bestest!! Does it have a little red button ont he bottom of the gun?! XD
Everyone's costumes were designed by a French fellow, Jean-Paul Gaultier. I like the greens too, especially the shirt for it changes color sin the light. I was shocked when I found a fabric that was pretty much an exact match!
sad killzone 3 doesnt have online co-op though :(LOL really? That's kind of neat when you notice things... I am sure it is one of those things you could continually notice new items... I mean, I usually do whenever I play something again, even if I've played it a million times before. :D Its fun.
Oh wow! That's kind of neat. :D So I guess he does own a lot more in the city than I originally thought he did... I should probably watch it again. |D
NO RED BUTTON... but i think the devastating power of the gun makes up for it?! LOL.
they were definitely interesting designs... |D But I really do think I liked Zorg's costume as one of my favorites. Somehow it's the least strange? Or maybe I just like the colors. :D
I'm sure my f-list is going to be busy with chatter about Pokemon Black 2 & White 2. That reminds me, Pokemon Conquest is now out. I almost bought it last Wednesday. Though, in order to do so I would of had to get into my travel savings. So, I behaved...:3
Now, I am wanting to watch The Fifth Element again. I want to see what else I have missed...:P
Zorg is supposedly, "new money." The movie doesn't really come out and tell you what he owns, instead it gives you little hints through out. Heck, they don't really give you much info on Zorg actually. That is another reason why I like the man, he is a mystery!
I just find the red button amusing for whatever reason?! xXD
Despite Zorg's costume being futuristic, you still got a sense that he was a business man, the kind you don't want to mess with. One cool thing about the, "Story Of The Fifth Element" book I have is, you can see all kinds of costume concept sketches. I just wish they had more of Zorg...
Do you know what kind of gameplay pokemon conquest has? Is it the same as the main games or is it different? I haven't looked into it much myself. ._. I've grown kind of tired of the same old pokemon formula... I never even picked up any of the gen V games.
HAHA... this is true. Having some parts be a mystery lets you come up with fun things yourself. :b I know how that is... it's still interesting to get clues in the source material though.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS AMUSING. i liked that part a lot ok. that gun is awesome. :b
It's sad the art books and stuff tend to ignore the less prominent characters... I suppose it makes sense but those are always the ones I end up liking! lol.
I'm not sure, but I bought a copy today. Once I start playing, I will let you know. The same old formulas does get old...;_;
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Though, I like the mystery aspect, there are still some things I would like to know about Zorg. Like why does he limp and make a metal clink sound when he walks? How did he get the scar by his eye?!
It sucks when they play The Fifth Element on SyFy, for they cut up the scene where Zorg shows off the ZF-1. It is one of the best scenes in the whole darn movie!! Doesn't SyFy know that?!
Don't they realize that those characters add so much to a movie, show, video game, etc.?!
YES! Those are some interesting things... but I am sure you have speculated your own reasons for these things by now...? :b
What really? That's kind of dumb ok. I was seriously amused by that scene too. Why would they do that :(
THEY DO. i guess its something that we know, at least...
Of course, coming up with my own explanations is fun! If you go by that one dream I had of Zorg (I know I mentioned it to you once awhile back), my fursona bit his leg. She has poison in her fangs. So, I came-up with the conclusion that they had to amputate Zorg's leg, to save him. He now has an artificial mechanical leg and Foxy feels like poo for what she did. Yes, I have weird dreams! When I wake-up the following day, sometimes I dwell on them and add to the "story." That is just one dream I will never forget...:3
SyFy channel sucks, that is why! I know they cut the movie up for time, but why that scene?! They also did a weird cut job when Cornelius is in Zorg's office and he is choking on the cherry...:\
Oooh. That's kind of interesting way to look at it. Also what an interesting dream. I wish I could have dreams like that. I hardly remember any that I do have...
they obviously like stealing everyone's enjoyment by cutting up the best parts... :b
My Zorg dreams are usually pretty interesting, LOL!! Heck, all my dreams are very unique/different. In most, I am my fursona. I just don't really share what I dream, for fear of what people would think. Heck, my artwork alone got my stuck in a psyche ward for an extended period of time. The drawing in question was of my pet rat Meriadoc in my hand...O_o
It is also funny how SyFy blurs nude body parts. They won't even let a pair of butt cheeks on the screen...:P
Also I didn't know there was a killzone book until kayla mentioned it fff... :'c I still need to finish two other vidya game books but I'm the slowest reader ever, even with things I like. SO I'LL READ IT LIKE... IN A YEAR OR SOMETHING. Unless you guys encourage me to hurry like with the games... :'D
WHICH OTHER BOOKS?! the resistance onces? IDDNT YOU FINISH THEM? or soimething else?
and lol ya i know. i have ...killzne and then i got uncharted andddddddddd still gotta finish dx book. I JUST KEEP BEING LIKE "NEEDS MOAR SARIF" at the dx book lmao sdjkadkjlsjkd
UMMM I have like 30 pages left of the second resistance novel. IDK BUT FOR SOME REASON IT JUST...... started letting me down after a certain point? I was enjoying it a lot and then it felt like they were just like, ok, we gotta get from this point to an acceptable point for r3 to start, GOGOGOGOGO and idk jghdsjgh I WILL FINISH IT AT SOME POINT but I got like really demotivated to finish it. :/ And the other one is the dxhr book!!! I wish there wasn't as much action in it? To me, dx is all about plot and secrets and sneaky cool shit WHICH IT DEF HAS BUT...... there is also a lot of action, TO MAKE IT INTERESTING I GUESS but I find the underhanded shady stuff much cooler. I do like all the illuminati and oldfag references in it a lot though too because I am a nerd for that stuff AS YOU KNOW.
Oh I didn't know there was an uncharted book too?!?!??! ;___; THAT'S COOL. I don't look for these things typically so idk that they exist til someone mentions them. FFFFF. Do you know what that's about or have you not started it yet?
and i hav ent started the uncharted book yet. :I
Well let me know how it is when you do start it ok...!!! ;3; I have way too many books I wanna read/finish so I probs won't get it right away unless it sounds super cool. I ordered the killzone book EVEN THOUGH I HAVE OTHERS TO FINISH just cuz it sounded rly neat... ;3; I have some non-vidya game books I wanna start too HNGH. I just read super slow lol.
I WILL TELL YOU LOL. im not sure when i will start it but SOON.JPG :D im curious about it.
YEAH LET ME KNOW. >:C I am curious too but obvs NOT ENUF...!!!!