so leik... i managed to get a hold of those sly pooper games despite me saying I WOULD NEVER PLAY THEM because it has the most annoying fanbase and it irritated me that thousands of sly fans put down inFamous every chance they got bcuz they blamed inFamous for no more Sly Cooper games (EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS SUCKER PUNCH'S CHOICE >:C)
anyway.
i played them.
the first game was p cool but had god awful voices lol.
second game was fun...had some annoying parts but over all i liked it. i liked the story of this one the best i think...though none of them have super A+++ stories to begin with....
and then..........................the third game. uh. it started out good enough but by the ending it was like solid shitty minigames. like, really. i don't like driving the RC car, I hated the pirate ships (so boring, so slow, so annoying)...playing as 9001 characters doesn't make the game BETTER. and i just......ugh. lmao. not to mention character assassination on carmelita. WHAT IS PERSONALITY!?!?/1 HURR DURR. and her accent got worse in every game. D:
anyway, i finally beat them all and im like......why do people want a fourth one.....why is everyone screaming for a fourth one....they claim sly cooper 3 ends on a "cliffhanger" ....uh.....................no it doesnt. play inFamous 2, THAT is more of a cliff hanger than sly 3. k.
in fact, if the fourth one contains even 50% of the crappy minigames from the 3rd one I......don't want it.
................and if Sucker Punch rams inFamous 3 full of shitty minigames I might throw a goddamn table at them.
I JUST ..... I DON'T GET IT. the game peaked at the second one and went downhill from there. it is probably a good thing that a new developer is doing the fourth game, maybe they won't make it as crappy. :|
also i dont care how long that last trophy in sly 3 mocks me, i am not going to get it because the shitty pirate ship battles suck, and so does the last boss. :I so nope. why didn't they make the trophies harder for the 2nd game...then i might have fun getting them all instead of effortlessly unlocking them.
also i might be bias but infamous is 90000 times better than sly cooper. .......esp sly cooper 3.
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and jealous i wish i had crash 3 to play ok. i have like 4 games on the run right now because of school and 0 time. ;-;
i totally even forgot about the recycling thing. thats what i felt like when i tried to play mario galaxy 2 since though the first one was pretty awesome, it wasn't as great as super mario 64 and i love that game to bits. i think they just need to learn to recycle the right things. xD
oh yeah, i forgot about the sly fans. i haven't met any and from what i've heard, i wouldn't care to. they sound like FF7 purists or something and i don't like FF so yeaaahhhhhh
and i totally know what you mean, i had to take my time playing each sly game because it was all i had to play when my sister was home. but i did play them one after the other. the second one was probs my favorite too
but it would have been better without that harpy carmalitai am kind of interested to see what the sly fans have been on about because they sound insane. it sucks that that has to happen bro. i suppose it's good that you don't have to wait 7 years or so between games though (LAST GUARDIAN WRYYYYY). i am jealous of your infamoose collection btw ok. you are so lucky bro i can afford like 0 sotc things
my favorite character is probably murray because i'm a hipster AND I CAN FIGHT ALL THE THINGS
but just
carmalita
CRASH 3 IS MY FAVORITE. ;-; naughty dog knows how to make games ok. its truth. it has varied gameplay without it becoming stale. IMAGINE THAT. lol.
i mean, example, one of the things recycled from sly is the taking photos of things. in infamous 2, cole has to take pictures of things because zeke tells him to. IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE IN INFAMOUS-VERSE but it totally does in sly cooper. like, srsly spp, you don't need to use everything from sly in infamous...i promise.
except then me and cass were making jokes that zeke asks for lewd photos and it was lolslmaolmaolmao yeaaaaaaaaa. its probably good i dont have to wait that long, but idk about infamous 3 yet.... :'D WHO KNOWS. im not sure how i could cope with anything that long..i mean i was going insane for resistance 3 and it was just 3 years..
ALSO I LOVE MURRAY TOO. XD My favorite i think was bentley...but murray was a close second and sometimes i liked him more (bentley's voice is kind of uhm.....ehh) but murray is amusing and i use him to bulldoze all the things. srsly when i was farming for coins in sly 3 so i could buy things from theifnet for the trophy (lol) i was using murray bcuz he is better than sly at pick pocketing, no lies.
lmfao. CAMELITA WAS OK IN THE FIRST GAME and i forget her a lot in the second one (lol is this bad) bu the third one it wasl ike WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE AND PERSONALITY THERE IS NONE also when i got to play as her the first time my thought was "WHEN DID SLY BECOME RATCHET AND CLANK" Lmfao saflkljfk. but seeing as both she and sly lack personalities it makes them perfect for each other amirite.
....so its just because i picked a semi-unpopular game to collect for. loolloloololololo