the other day i became aware of a super duper cool item that is apparently exclusive to italy and its ridiculously awesome but i doubt i will ever find one. part of me believes it MIGHT be a bootleg but its cool enough that i want it anyway. but anyway, after i was told about it i just about turned the internet upside down trying to find one spoilers: i didnt but i did however find this:


if google translate did not fail me, this thing is 6ft tall.

.........i also might have accidentally found someone to buy it for me. this is me hoping international shipping on this thing doesn't cost me all my limbs and a kidney. but it will be worth it. i can't wait for the inevitable judgment rays i will get when a 6ft cardboard cole shows up on my doorstep.

oh the best part? the dude i was in contacts with about this the entire time found me this too:

....he told me it was the same size of the other one.
part of me is thinking its not true because this one hangs from the ceiling, and what store hangs a 6ft display from a ceiling. uhm, but if it is.......that is ridiculously awesome.

plus i am super duper excited to have something else inFamous 1 to be able to add to my collection. i feel like my inFamous 2 stuff is going to outnumber my inFamous 1 stuff soon, which I guess isn't bad, but I much prefer the inFamous 1 stuff...maybe it has to do with me playing inFamous 1 12+ times in the span of a year and then inFamous 2 comes along and retcons ALL THE THINGS but like idk. inFamous is like perfection to me, even though a lot of people complain that its boring or stupid or the second one is SO MUCH BETTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i disagree. the only thing inFamous 2 does that i like more than the first one is the dynamic between cole and zeke. THAT'S IT. inFamous 2 was missing the hilariously awesome Zeke anecdotes. and they broke Cole's face and zeke shrunk 2 feet......and uhm......yep.

uhmuhmuhmuhmmmmmmm idk what to say. SPP has not sent Cass my her shirt yet, and I am thinking they are probably yet again, trollan, because I have seen way more people than just me that they owe prizes to. they are the worst company i swear to god. lmfao. why couldnt insomniac have made infamous instead? :( despite this i will continue trying to seek their approval and will probably send them a picture of me rolled in inFamous goodies standing like a doofus next to my 6ft inFamous 2 display being like "DO YOU LOVE ME NOW" to which they will inevitably ignore, again. ;-; all i want is some kind of "WOW THATS COOL" or even a "WOW YOURE FUCKING CREEPY" i mean come on. :c

tl;dr: infamous all day, erryday.