So I was playing New Vegas for most of yesterday.....and will probably do the same today. MAKING THE MOST OF MY DAYS OFF, I AM.

and like always I found a few glitches I thought I would share~~

Of course we have minor things like, the second I'm allowed into the open wasteland I scale a building you're not supposed to be on:

mmhmm.

then i got on the neighboring building too.

the sign is a lot easier to read on the roof.

but lol i named my guy "Cole" so that explains the burning desire to scale buildings, amirite? |D i am a nerd ignore me

and then in this game there are little dinosaur toys, right? well as soon as i found out they existed and that one merchant has 1000 of them in his inventory it was my dream to fill my room up with dinosaurs.

I got access to the store owner's backroom and he had like 270 dinosaurs in the back. I TOOK THEM ALL AND TOOK THEM HOME FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Observe:

i dropped them all one-by-one without exiting the pip-boy....so when i finally did exit it my PS3 went into LAGVILLE USA trying to load nearly 300 dinosaurs into the environment. IT WAS THE BEST. im surprised it didnt freeze, ngl. The guy in the pichur is Boone he is my companion and he murders everything so I don't even have to try!!!!! (yay boone) but more on him later...

I THEN PILED THE DINOSAURS IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM:

and cole declared himself king of dinosaur mountain:


I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SUPER COOL TO FILL UP THE BATHROOM WITH THEM NEXT, THOUGH. so i did

:D

i put boone in there just cuz i felt like it.

i left them in there btw. i bet next time i try to go in there the game will shit its pants due to trying to load those 300 dinosaurs.

I ENDED UP GOING BACK TO A TOWN I HAD BEEN IN IN THE START OF THE GAME but when i got there an NPC was inexplicably dead. srsly wtf. I FELT BAD FOR HIM SO AS A TRIBUTE I PUT HIS DEAD BODY BACK INTO HIS FAVORITE CHAIR:

idk why he was dead but i got some ammo off his corpse so w/e.

lol then i decided to record a glitch that had been amusing me since early on. THERE IS SOME GIANT PRAYING MANTIS ENEMIES IN THIS GAME and i like to flip dead bodies around cuz 99% of the time they flop around like puppets and it is the best. OBVS MANTISES ARE NO DIFFERENT. except i discovered early on when you pick them up just right they will orbit your character's head...LOL sometimes depending on how you pick them up they will gain velocity (while you are just standing there btw) and launch off in a random direction.

ALL I COULD IMAGINE IS COLE LITERALLY SWINGING DEAD MANTISES ABOVE HIS HEAD....AND THEN LIKE IDK SOMETIMES LETTING GO AND THROWING THEM AT THE WALL. alkklslkdklas.
but i got a video of this:


THEN I WENT ABOUT MY TRAVELS AND I ENDED UP IN A CASINO AND DOING SOME MISSIONS IN THERE BEING ALL SNEAKY AND STUFF....

and suddenly i hear yelling and fighting outside and i step out and boone is being beat up with fancy canes by two guys in fancy clothes. also the casinos take all your weapons before you go in so boone could only FIST FIGHT THEM. and.....idk why these guys were not attacking me (or why my enclave eyebot follower was doing jackshit about this) but boone's health would inexplicably regenerate in mid-fight.....so i got to watch for about 10 minutes as he fist-fought these fancy guys with canes. HERE IS A SAMPLE OF HOW IT WENT:

srsly LOL. Eventually he finally punched one of them to death...THEN HE PICKED UP HIS CANE AND BASHED THE OTHER GUYS HEAD IN IN EPIC SLOW MOTION CAM it was ridiculously manly. then he just strolls over to cole as if nothing happened. and im just like "................:D WHAT."

btw the best part about this is that they were fighting in the main lobby of the hotel....and like the guests do nothing....and the brawl even moves into a bedroom AND THERE IS BLOOD STAINS EVERYWHERE even on this one guy's bed WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING IN IT and no one does anything LMFAO.

but now boone carries the cane around forever:

i guess its like a trophy.

yep BUT THAT IS ALL FOR NOW i expect more shenanigans later. >:C mmhmm.