oh dude I totes want Kessler to formspring the hell out of him now. it would be all 'HAS TRISH STARTED DOING THAT ANNOYING THING IN HER SLEEP' and 'WHAT BASE DID YOU GET TO WITH ZEKE ANYWAY' and stuff and it would be terrible oh man, on second thought do not let my Kessler near your Cole. D|

eeee happy Zeke. FUCK OKAY I SHAT MY PANTS AT KESSLER'S REGULAR VOICE, I NEED TO HEAR THIS NOW. i think the comm would appreciate that, if by the comm you mean me

THAT IS MY IMPRESSION OF COLE DOWN TO A TEE, BASICALLY. man when I did my first playthrough I was so careful about, like, not hitting pedestrians when I was fighting those stupid golem things and healing them on the sidewalk and stuff, but now with evil Cole I pretty much chase people down streets and stickybomb them to death if they so much as look at me funny. (Which they do. bcuz I'm being a jerk. IT IS FANTASTIC.)