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Anto J Lareneg ([personal profile] antoj) wrote2010-02-23 07:50 pm

Cole gets shot in the balls and Zeke has a seizure

lol so one of my favorite things besides wasting my life is to waste my life by breaking video games. I like to mess around like hxc (ie: spend 2 hours on what it takes a normal person 10 minutes to do) BUT RESULTS SOMETIMES COME OF IT.

It started when I was doing a mission in inFAMOUS and Zeke started acting a bit weird. He spazzed out, and then just froze in place. I started shoving him around randomly because it was lulz. My original intent was to shove him down a flight of stairs but the game ended my mission for running too far away right before I got to the stairs with him. ):

but when it reloaded Zeke's programming exploded and he started running around shooting in the air and just...idk tripping over everything and it was hilarious. SO I WAS LIKE YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH and busted out my camera and took some shitty videos of it.

does anyone remember the polygon monster glitch of Fallout 3?


OK SO... the video alone is hilarious enough (AT LEAST I THINK SO) but when I slowed them down after having them on my computer I got some more lulz. There is one part in it where Cole gets shot by Zeke (i edited it out because honestly you can barely see it) BUT IN SLOW-MO I CAME TO A VERY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY.

ZEKE SHOOTS COLE IN THE BALLS



poor cole. he's a real trooper for still truckin after that one.

....but then cole gets revenge the best way he knows how: shoving Zeke into a blackhole made of seizures. (this will be in the video (ALSO SEE ICON))



:I YOU CAN DEF SEE THAT THERE......also the best part is how zeke's model just gets smashed up into a cube or something...his legs are stabbing through his torso.....lol.

Also I edited the hell out of this video because a lot of it was the same stuff. IN FACT 99% OF THE CUT FOOTAGE IS JUST THIS:

hawt

BUT UH.

VIDEO NOW:

NOTABLE BITS:
0:40 = Zeke has an epic faceplant moment (see here)
1:09 = Zeke's Seizure
2:45 = Zeke's weird twitchy glitch dance thing (IDFK BUT ITS HILARIOUS)
3:19 = COLE TRIES TO TWITCH OUT TOO BUT FAILS ):

here is this entry summed up in one shitty draw by me


THE END

[identity profile] eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
OMFG AHGBHJDDF I DIED OF LULZ HAGBDBF

ZEKE MUST BE A FAN OF RAVES... OR SOMETHING!!!!!! brb adding that to his lj interests

this makes me kind of want to draw them clubbing in sexy clubbing attire... :| you know what I mean unf unf

GOD THOUGH FFFF I've done that mission three times and I missed out on all these shenanigans. :| HOW LAME.

[identity profile] antoj.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I APPROVE......OF EVERYTHING. jdso09gfsg9s.

esp that draw that sounds magical ok. sa0spgjsgj.

AND I NOE RITE??? ive seen zeke's twitchy dance thing i guess it happens kind of a lot (it happened twice in my run but the other one got edited out lol) BUT LOL HIM RUNNING AROUND WAS SOMETHING NEW.....also that blackhole made of seizures is probably one of those one-time deals but it was A++++++++++++ forever.

this were totally worth 4 hours of sleep btw.

......and not eating. dfjsggij god i have problems

[identity profile] eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I APPROVE MOAR. You win for this video like.. whoa man I am not kidding dshgdshg. |DDD Esp with that icon... teehee gjdsgh I am gonna steal that for Zeke's journal ok. TRY AND STOP ME!!!!!!!!!

And lmao I rly need to draw that huh? IT WOULD BE MAGICAL~~~ |DDD

lol fff I'm sorry you didn't sleep well but it was for a good cause anyway.. ;3; that's totally how I rolled on sunday night lmao WITH THAT COMIC MADE OF LEGENDARY RITE RITE

[identity profile] antoj.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I WILL BREAK YOUR ARMS YOU THIEVING THIEF OF THIEVERY!!!! lmfao you using it on his journal just makes me think of him actually doing that in some realistic aspect of the world. SOMEONE IS QUITE FLEXIBLE....AND ALSO ISNT SOLID APPARENTLY. dfspjg.

YOU SHOULD OMG IT WOULD BE THE BEST DRAW EVER. well idk that comic was pretty win BUT IT WOULD BE CLOSE FFFFFFFF.

and yea man. i was gonna sleep like right after i beat that mission but then like.....OFMgiogj glitchville usa happened and i was like OMFGOMFOMG i cant go to sleep now.

THEN I HAD TO MOVE MY CAR AND THEN MY CAT WAS LIKE SCREECHING AT MY DOOR AND BEING AN ASS so i didnt get to sleep till like 4am. :I :I :I this is totally relevant shut up

[identity profile] okapifeathers.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
holy ass i should play dis game

[identity profile] antoj.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
everyone should play this game. :I

everyone
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[identity profile] antoj.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
i know man... i was trying hard not to wake everyone up with my laughing at this shit fjdskfljsd.

[identity profile] zenity.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOL DUDE the music is good for these shenanigans :'D LOLLL. I really like the 2:45 Zeke dancey part LMAO FFFFF

and also

am I reading this right, you guys actually made lj accounts for zeke

[identity profile] antoj.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
LUMINES ALWAYS DELIVERS LMFAO. That track happens to be one of my favorite ones but yea like 900000000 other songs would have worked from that game lol.

AND YES THERE IS ONE.

[identity profile] zenity.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I'M NOT SURPRISED.

[identity profile] antoj.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
wat do u mean by that you giant cockroach.

[identity profile] zenity.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT DO YOU THINK I MEAN, ASSBREATH?

[identity profile] antoj.livejournal.com 2010-02-25 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
buckets of dicks.