LOL SUCKERPUNCH (infamous 2 news)

[antoj]

LOLOLOLOOOL

so

i like

shat bricks

cuz

july's game informer cover is infamous 2. (OH SNAP. (ps: everything is srsly announce before resistance 3 ok))

and joystiq posted the new cover.

clicky clicky!

ok.

WHAT DID THEY DO TO COLE!?

no seriously that looks nothing like Cole. GFDI suckerpunch. They always seemed to have this problem with Cole though. I mean if you look up images of him, other than the official 3d stuff (cuz lol game model) all the artwork of him looks different. It's really frustrating and seems kind of unprofessional in a way? I guess? Because why can't they keep a character (MUCH LESS THE MAIN CHARACTER) looking the same? I MEAN.

IDK.

Also new powers (coooooool, I wanna see dis) and apparently he's been moved to a new city. WHICH I GUESS IS UNDERSTANDABLE I MEAN OTHERWISE HAVING HIM ROAM THE SAME ENVIORMENT MIGHT BE DUMB but of course, my first thought was BAWWW DOES THIS MEAN NO ZEKE cuz obviously lol. i mean it might not be but....BUT.... I just think they will kick him out of the game because no one but me and cass seemed to like the dude. :[ they'd probably change how he looked anyways.

ok but srsly i am please that there is infamous 2 confirmed w/ art and and news stories starting next month!11!!!1! (ps: im totes getting that magazine lolollololol) but ... D: cole looks like he belongs in a fashion magazine now.

is it srsly too terrible to have a generic (OR EVEN OMFG UNATTRACTIVE FFFF) character? i mean.
god. i guess at least they didn't make him overly buff or something, i probs would have been more anger at that. BUT THIS IS STILL TERRIBLE OK.

ok w/e we all know i am shitting my pants w/ anticipation over this game and will play it anyway even if it looks like cole regressed 10 years in age. :| '

cole does look about 90% more gay though too

edit If anyone is subscribed to game informer and can get me a copy of this issue before it hits shelves I will be your bff forever and ever and ever and ever andeverandeverandever

EDIT: I posted this in the long-dead inFAMOUS community on LJ AND SOMEONE GOT A COPY OF GAME INFORMER ALREADY. but the most important news to come out of this?

ZEKE IS IN INFAMOUS 2. HOORAY. OMG HOORAY. I JUST.

I JUST

HOORAY.

Comments

[zenity.livejournal.com]

Wow, he does look completely different... what about his pointy bird-face? :( and what's up with those necklaces, it's like they're trying to make him gay. (IF THAT EVEN IS COLE I MEAN GOSH)

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cole wry ;_____;

He looks more like his sony bff brethren now which is jghbdsjg idk I LIKE HALE AND DRAKE and I always forget the kz2 guy's name uhhh uhhh uhhhh not-templar W/E W/E OBVS BUT COLE DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK LIKE THEM TOO OK GOSH FFFFFFFFFF ;___________;

I am excite for new location ok it looks more *~*~*exotic*~*~* than the NY-styled one from before so heeeee I hope it's cool AND AND new powers yeah HE CAN ALREADY SUMMON A BADASS THUNDER STORM.... WTF ELSE CAN HE DO I MEAN WHAT

It would be funny if they made Zeke look all sexy times too I mean like SUDDENLY HE'S NOT FAT AND LIKE... 23 YEARS OLD AND JAHHDSJHF or they will just make him older/fatter/more annoying I think Cole's new look is going to bring on like 50493549305894309493 new fans because suddenly he's so omg sexii tiems and IDK even with all the jrpgs I play I still liked the gritty comic-booky look better for Cole. :C FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU w/e w/e I AM STILL EXCITED TOO TEEHEEHEEE

[cyprith.livejournal.com]

They probably figure that if they make him Teh Hawtness, they can get the female hormones behind him and the game would be 3564356% more popular.

[shady-fetish.livejournal.com]

I know exactly what you mean about Cole looking different. I'm not completely sure how I feel about it. I kind of miss his not-completely-hotness and his jacket. I must admit though, he is way better looking with hair. XD

Regardless, I am excited that Infamous 2 is real, Zeke is back and the new setting looks really interesting from the cover (apparently IGN is speculating that it might be based on New Orleans). I might just have to replay Infamous all the way through again just for this occasion. :D