killzones

[antoj]

so a few weeks ago i replayed killzone 3 because thekayla said i should when i asked all of twitter what game i should replay. because idk how to play new games

and then well.

wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll



yes ok.


it's funny to me because i played killzone 2 and 3 like over a year ago (killzone 3 came out last february, lol) and i was like "Well that was cool!!! I wonder what happens next!! OH WELL I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT" and then moved on.

and then i replayed it and now im like HOLEEE SHIT DIS GAEM.

btw my favorite character is still stahl because he's the coolest guy. he hates everyone equally and its awesome.

and then i bought 1 million killzone things. well, killzone 3 things because the other games dont have stahl llollloolollololoololol /hilarious BUT SRSLY LIKE

idk why people don't like this game. other than the fact that its inevitable that i like everything that is unpopular. also maybe my heart needed room for another ps3 exclusive shooter to fangirl since sony is going to crap on Resistance's memory. :'c :'c :'c :'c :'c :'c foreverbutthurt


dis.

dese.

the book is apparently a novelization of Killzone 3. SOME JERK WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS!!!!!!!!!!! (!!!!!!!!!!!!) is reading it rn and keeps telling me its rly cool so obvs i needed it.

and then the collector guide because it has ARTWORK IN IT. i leik artwork.

and then the tiny book is the artbook that was packed into the killzone 3 CE. I didn't buy the entire CE because its seriously the size of 40 planets and I DO NOT HAVE ROOM FOR THAT. but i definitely have room for 3 copies of the infamous 2 CE w/e w/e priorities/etc but i like artwork so i bought the book.

My only regrets is there isn't enough stahl in these things :'c
there's this one though


I USED MY CELL PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT BECAUSE MY REAL CAMERA ATE ALL ITS BATTERIES FOR LUNCH AND IDEC ANYMORE. also i have 1 million things stacked on my scanner ok two things and im TOO LAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know all your day is ruined bcuz of this low quality camera picture but OH. WELL.

but yes anyway its magical and im excited. NOW I JUST HAVE TO SHIFT ALL THE THINGS AROUND MY ROOM TO FIT THESE BOOKS SOMEWHERE :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

also you know what bugs me.

when you lay the killzone 3 guide down on its back the title on the spine is upside down. Y U DO THIS TO ME, BOOK PUBLISHER!? /flips desk


k the end

Comments

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

You should get another one then :D but he's going to need a sniper joe to keep him company :'c I agree, though, your current one does look nice tacked up next to the Resistance 3 poster.

Also I wish they would make more calzones figures :'c :'c :'c idec if it's just more helghorst joes. Need moar.

YES I LOVED THAT BIT TOO LOL. I was wondering what you thought of that alsdkfjdslk I just love that he smokes and that interview was like CIGARETTES ARE PROBABLY IMPORTED FROM VEKTA. It makes it even more hilarious. Stahl does whatever the fuck he wants. All the time.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

I MIGHT EVENTUALLY SOMEDAY but you know MONIES AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least i have one :D:D:D:D he can be beefs with my other sony figurines. because i have 1 million by now.

i keep wondering about this too, but it seems unlikely that they're getting more. :| I just wish they'd stop labeling these things "SERIES 1" if theyre never gonna make more. The same thing happened to Resistance. but it still got more than 2 figures and i got a figure of Hale so im ok w/ this

yes. it was seriously the best thing in the entire guide. i was just like. o stahl, you epic troll. this is just his entire life. not giving a fuck about anyone but himself. skladsakjld its seriously the best. THE BEST. every time i see that part now im just gonna be 20% more amused by it because I know he's just being a jerk.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

BUT CALZONES!!!!!! you need them all :'c

I wish they wouldn't do that too :( it just makes it disappointing when there are never any more... maybe we'll get some more before Killzone 4 releases :( :( :(

Stahl is the master at trolling everyone. He's perfected the art. I'm gonna be amused by that part forever now too, though. alskdjfls the best.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP :'C :'C dont tempt me you buttstink.

Or maybe some because of Killzone 4? They seem to like to release figures around when a game is coming out in a series...usually...

LMAO IKR. stahl rly is the best ok.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE I'M ALREADY TEMPTING YOU!!!!! :D

That's what I meant by that :'D too bad that's probably forever away still bawwwwwwwwwww

HE IS. Best calzones villain ever.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

JJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

lmao. well i hope so. ;______; .....maybe calzone vita!?

HE REALLY IS. anyone who denies it is a stupid stupidface.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

i regret nothing :D

that would be nice :'c need all the calzones. also calzone vita better be good or i'm gonna murder everyone

yes. yes they are. they're just jelly that stahl is so much more fabulous than them.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

it can't be worse than resistance vita ok. ..well ok it could be BUT THEY'D HAVE TO REALLY TRY. i'll cry with you if sony says nihilistic has anything to do with anything from now on ok.

i think this is exactly what it has to be. everyone wishes they had a coat as cool as his.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

DON'T JINX IT OK ;__; nihilistic better stay away from every good sony franchise from now on :'c

it's true. i know i wish i had a coat like his :'c

[antoj.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE NOT GONNA. it seriously pains me to think that their crappy game is the only pstriple grafix jak game that exists. ALL MY WEEPING.

i do too ok. :'c i wish i could steal it.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

bawwwww BUT WHY ;_; can't they just go away forever... or stop making crappy games... that would probably be the best option.

ME TOO. why doesn't it exist. i need it.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

yea i dont want to see them lose their jobs but would it hurt to grow some talent i mean really. im not asking for naughty dog quality here but can you at least be sony bend. I MEAN COME ON. >:C

lmao if i had a sewing machine and knowledge i would totally try to make it because its THAT COOL. :D but it would take too long and im a lazy herpderp.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seriously... Sony's studios are all usually so good. It's so disappointing that Nihilistic is just a big sack of fail. Come on, guys, get your act together :(

IF ONLY YOU COULD DO THAT FFFFFFF. then i would be jelly forever

[antoj.livejournal.com]

the sad thing is that im pretty sure nihilistic isn't even owned by sony. so like, why does sony keep hiring them to make them crappy games. I MEAN IDGI.

lmao ur dam rite, son. i feel like i should do it now just to bug you :D:D:D

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

wow what the fuck sony. You'd think their track record would speak for itself but apparently not ~_~

DON'T YOU DARE, FUCKER. I'LL CUT YOU. I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, CUT YOU, AND STEAL UR COAT.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT BUTTCAKE.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU TEST ME MOTHERFUCKER

[antoj.livejournal.com]

COME AT ME, BRO.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

I don't have the proper icons to express my angry dedication to this so here's some Colonel Badass.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

this hale is also badass.

[thekayla.livejournal.com]

Sergeant Badass and Colonel Badass.