this is what you get when you're a pervert

[antoj]

this is another post about infamous 2. i hope you're used to this by now. if not i apologize sort of. i started on my evil play last night. I DON'T LIKE EVIL COLE but sometimes stuff he does is funny. like you can get away with throwing cars at everything and not even care. i had literally just touched feet in new marais before he went on a huge rampage and destroyed all of the things. actually it was even more funny in my attempts to juggle cars one of them actually fell on him and he died instantly. its what he deserves

BUT YEA I DONT LIKE EVIL COLE. his powers aren't as good as the good karma powers, and he turns really ugly. lol. good cole looks human still and he acts like one :| BUT YEAAAAA. im doing it for the trophies.

but the main point of this post is to show you some lols i've got in infamous 2 so far. no game would be any game i play unless i find 9 ways to break it. i can tell this is still running on the same engine that infamous 1 ran in too....because some of the same glitches from i1 are in i2. like, if cole's foot gets stuck on something he jumps too close to he can't run anymore but instead you can make him spin in place w/o his legs moving (its really funny, i have a video of this happening to me in infamous 1, as well, if anyone wanted to see what i meant)

i've also made him float in place like that other video of cole i made in infamous 1 put to lady gaga music. loloollo i miss somethings though, like stretchy legs macgrath from infamous 1. THAT WAS HILARIOUS :( ok enough of my rambling i have photos of glitches under the cut:



ok this isn't so much a glitch (im looking through a window at cole's face) but look at that dead-eyed stare......i just....i couldn't help but imagine him peeking into people's windows with that face. New-Cole, y u so creepy?!


...cole on a floating pizza box...which btw is something that also happened to me in inFamous 1 :b


or this floating dead pidgeon!?! with soulless evil cole in the background who shot it down w/o giving two shits

and then some of my favorite includes zeke...I LOVE ZEKE AS WE ALL KNOW. inFAMOUS 2 also includes user generated content...that is players get to make missions!!!!!!!!! its cool but most people make shitty missions so its not really :(

but anyway someone's mission included zeke telling cole abotu some DISASTROUS THREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to new marais that cole needed to stop and this person gave zeke the cowering animation...but i guess zeke is too much of a man to cower because his animation broke in the mission and instead he turned into a frozen zombie...or maybe hes trying to drive an invisible motorcycle......oh and yes he's floating too.


lol idk why zeke is so short in inFamous 2 either. he was taller than cole in the first one, but now he's shorter than all the other NPCs in inFAMOUS 2... lolok. BUT ANYWAY.....here is frozen zeke at another angle that makes him look more stupid:

hes trying to grope cole's manboobs

and then i thought maybe i could fix him. in the first game i could break Zeke's AI by jumping on his head (how i figure these things out idk) so i tried it in this game and instead he got half-way stuck in the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i am a huge perv and i am also the reason you cannot have nice things so my first idea was to strategically place cole...sadly zeke's arms broke and they went straight out to his sides before i got cole into position but you can still see what i did:


i am the best.

this is what it looks like with the camera backed out btw:

it looks less pervy this way though and more wtf which is why i made sure i got a cropped one ok.

zeke never came out of the floor btw. i kept trying but instead got him stuck in a bench too and then i just played the mission. i spent like 20 minutes messing with frozen zeke though lololollo

and then my favorite...... this happened almost right after i got the game.....this washing machine got stuck spinning forever and i got a video of it:

i bet youre all glad you clicked on the cut now, huh?


also is it weird playing infamous 2 is making me super nostalgic to play the first one again??? :D:D:D:D im doin it wrong

Comments

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH I kinda figured that was why haha. :D Not only that but it is canon anyways pshhhh pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You know the saddest thing is that I can't remember what Cole is supposed to sound like. That is like my main reason for wanting to replay the first lmao.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

I LIKE THAT ONE.

...idk why that line will always be funny to me but.....yea.

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS THE BEST LINE HAHAHAHA

It would just be fucking dumb in his new voice. >:C The only thing I really like about his new voice is the desudesu nickname he gives Zeke. It like.. fucking kills me with the desus.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

i know i love that too lol. even with the subtitles on i can pick up everytime he says "z" over "zeke" and its so cute every time dammit. ;-; i wish the subtitles had it right more of the time though, because it can be hard to pick up at first lol.

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

I miss it more often than not cuz my sound is cranked way down low cuz I have my door open but hnghghngnghgnghn I love it whenever I do catch it. ;___; I want Cole to call him that forever because it's like the cutest thing.

Like it's to the point where I wanna put dialog bubbles in my arts so that he can be calling him Z while doing desu things lolloolol

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

and by desu things I mean like blow jobs btw


C:

[antoj.livejournal.com]

god damn i need an eyebrow waggle icon so bad. esp if it was zeke lmfao

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

THERE IS THAT COLE EYEBROW WAGGLE ICON YOU MADE ME FROM THE SIMS.

I have been considering remaking my Cole and Zeke sims btw. They need to get into many more shenanigans.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

i need like a pervy face zeke doing an eyebrow waggle. it would be beautiful. and i could use it to creep everyone out

also you should

and take thousands of pichurs

[antoj.livejournal.com]

also no calling zeke "z" which is fucking desu off the charts but oh well. :( cole has too many poles in his ass in the first game i guess!!!!!!!

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

LOL I LIKE HOW WE HAD THE SAME COMMENT AT LIKE THE EXACT SAME TIME HAHAHAHAHA

[antoj.livejournal.com]

also no abusing charging powers on power lines.......

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i wonder how many times i can reply to this.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

also infamous 2 lacks awesome zeke stories. :'c

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

HEY YOU'RE RIGHT D: I guess it's cuz they wanted Zeke to be more of a serious character or something.

BUT HIS STORIES ARE THE BEST. They are my fave forever when I'm writing Zeke too true story.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

yea they probs did it to make people stop hating zeke. idg how anyone hated him in the first place but ok he still had some lols moments but i missed his stories. :C

him rambling at cole while cole continued to not give two shits was the best thing ever. not to mention those stories were hilarious.

i notice they cut back on zeke's WANTING FAME AND MONIES :D:D:D shenanigans he had in the first game as well.

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

I THINK WE OUGHTA CALL IT "THE CRIPPLER"-- CUZ NO ONE'S COMING BACK AFTER THAT ONE, HEHEH.

You're right though they did cut back on that stuff huh. .___. I guess it's cuz Zeke is trying to win back cole's trust so he's all humbled and blah blah blah BUT STILL. :C

[antoj.livejournal.com]

A BIG SLOPPY SLICE, DRIPPING WITH GREASE AND PEPPERONI

[antoj.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAND PAYDAY. A BIG WAD OF BILLS IN YOUR POCKET.

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

I'd settle for some hot water >:C >:C >:C >:C

[antoj.livejournal.com]

to throw at zeke's face, maybe.

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

oh yeah I bet he likes throwing hot water on zeke's face doesn't he

hrmhrmhrmhrmhrmhrmhrmhrm~




:D

[antoj.livejournal.com]

cashola

[antoj.livejournal.com]

[eyebrowaddict.livejournal.com]

LMAO HE IS SO SERIOUS TOO. jghfdskjhgjhsjgh

He will strike the fear of god into all of cole's enemies with that glare and hand gesture.

[antoj.livejournal.com]

if only he could do the same to street performers.

DAMN THOSE NOISY ASS STATUE IMPERSONATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!