antoj: (disgust)
you guys.

last night i was trying to play MOAR jak x because it's my life suddenly and like the R2 button (THE TURBO BOOST BUTTON IN THE GAME) was getting stuck to the point where it was ruining my races because my character would be like IDK HOW TO TURBO LOOLOLLOOLOLOL and then everyone and their dog would pass me and it was lame in a bun.

AND THEN I WAS LIKE!!!!1 IM GONNA OPEN THIS CONTROLLER AND CLEAN THE BUTTONS. THEN IT WONT STICK ANYMOAR.

so i opened it up and it was the most disgusting inside.

i am never buying another used controller ever. :'c I usually buy my stuff new but I was late to the ps2 land and I got it used at Gamestop like a year ago I guess. The dust and grime inside the controller was nothing like I'd seen. I don't know if they rolled the thing in dirt at some point or not??

i mean look at these, and how it just gets worse:
first glance inside. note the dust on the cord inside the controller.
gross analogue stick
THE GROSSEST BUTTON I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. q-tips would hardly pull the grime off that X button. I just..... HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO GET THIS MUCH SHIT CAKED INSIDE YOUR CONTROLLER!?

the most disgusting thing about this is that i realized i had been actually PLAYING GAMES WITH THIS MONSTER for this long without realizing how gross it was inside.

it took nearly 20 q-tips and almost 2 hours to clean that controller.

and if it doesn't fix my button sticking issues in Jak X I'm just gonna throw it against a wall.

this is what you get when you're a pervert

  • Jun. 13th, 2011 at 9:23 PM
antoj: (OTP omg)
this is another post about infamous 2. i hope you're used to this by now. if not i apologize sort of. i started on my evil play last night. I DON'T LIKE EVIL COLE but sometimes stuff he does is funny. like you can get away with throwing cars at everything and not even care. i had literally just touched feet in new marais before he went on a huge rampage and destroyed all of the things. actually it was even more funny in my attempts to juggle cars one of them actually fell on him and he died instantly. its what he deserves

BUT YEA I DONT LIKE EVIL COLE. his powers aren't as good as the good karma powers, and he turns really ugly. lol. good cole looks human still and he acts like one :| BUT YEAAAAA. im doing it for the trophies.

but the main point of this post is to show you some lols i've got in infamous 2 so far. no game would be any game i play unless i find 9 ways to break it. i can tell this is still running on the same engine that infamous 1 ran in too....because some of the same glitches from i1 are in i2. like, if cole's foot gets stuck on something he jumps too close to he can't run anymore but instead you can make him spin in place w/o his legs moving (its really funny, i have a video of this happening to me in infamous 1, as well, if anyone wanted to see what i meant)

i've also made him float in place like that other video of cole i made in infamous 1 put to lady gaga music. loloollo i miss somethings though, like stretchy legs macgrath from infamous 1. THAT WAS HILARIOUS :( ok enough of my rambling i have photos of glitches under the cut:

i plan to get at least 200 more infamous 2 glitches but this will do for now )

also is it weird playing infamous 2 is making me super nostalgic to play the first one again??? :D:D:D:D im doin it wrong

eh wot

  • Apr. 19th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
antoj: (Wot)
SO I GUESS SUCKER PUNCH REALLY WANTS ME IN THAT BETA...

because they just sent me another beta invite lol. this is kind of funny... :'D

I did ask them on twitter if I'm supposed to have it because the email sent to me has links that are specific to my email address and I don't want to mess anything up. /paranoid btw/ But if not then lololol someone is getting a beta code.

actually this is technically the third beta code i've been sent, but the second one was a "fix" code because my account was locked out of the beta forums for some reason

ALSO ACCORDING TO THE WEBSITE NO ONE ELSE HAS PLAYED MY MISSION. :C I would try posting it in the beta forums but I'd feel bad posting my crap mission. LMAO I BARELY SPENT LIKE 15 MINUTES PUTTING IT TOGETHER. IT DOES NOT DESERVE POPULARITY... but it amuses me anyway.

i've also discovered i can forgive sucker punch for removing the ability to punch things with Cole's face because now you can throw everything that isn't nailed down at EVERYTHING. i killed an enemy with a porta-potty last night. something i'd been trying to do on infamous 1 for a while now ngl I also killed a joe with a shopping cart, a dumpster, a traffic cone... i was even throwing wooden pallets and trash cans with fires in them at some joes. skdaldksald.

also its super hilarious to me when you throw an item just right, and it hits a corner or something and rockets 10000000mph in the opposite direction after it bounces. this is the kind of thing that can literally entertain me for hours. good job, sp, good job

it just occurred to me that infamous 2 is less than 2 months away from being released. ffffffff yes. LMAO I FOUND OUT TOO, THAT I UPLOADED A STUPID INFAMOUS 2 DOODLE COMIC ABOUT THE NEW ZEKE/COLE EXACTLY ONE YEAR BEFORE THE GAME WOULD COME OUT. does this count as predicting it?

doot doot

  • Dec. 23rd, 2010 at 8:50 PM
antoj: (Smiles)
[livejournal.com profile] yaoi_queen posted a thing about christmas wallpapers and what ones you have rn. I don't have one on my desktop its still that super cool cole thing :D:D:D but i did get a new one today on my phone~~
its under the cut )
:D

in which i talk about infamous some more

  • Nov. 14th, 2010 at 6:03 PM
antoj: (Help)
okay first like...damn it sucker punch.

this does not look like this. It especially does not look like this. seriously "new-new" cole looks more like Nathan Hale than Cole.....that is just sad. cole keeps aging/regressing 10 years here or there. seriously you guys are pissing me off. :'c at least zeke is the same ;-;

seriously though compare magazine cover cole to nathan hale they are like brothers now. what the fuck sucker punch. i mean insomniac and hale is a cool guy yea but FOR REALS!? did naughty dog get mad at your drake-cole so you made a hale-cole instead? is that what im seeing here?

words meme under cut: (from [livejournal.com profile] okapifeathers PS3, Pokemon, Cats, Hallmark (SORRY OK), and Zeke (easy mode: don't mention pairings/ Hard mode: Don't mention Cole))
oh goodie )

also day 5 (Day 5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were).) of the vidya game meme
Day 5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were). )

day 2 and 3

  • Nov. 11th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
antoj: (Do not approve)
So I already missed one day of this meme! |:

Except i have a reason!! I've been sick! It sucks ass because I had been planning ALL WEEK to use today to go roller blading across the street. It's so rare that there is no one over at that damn school. And its so open and perfect for practicing.....but yea I'm sick like whoa. I spent 90% of my day yesterday battling fever/pains/etc and like idk. NOT EVEN THE COLD MEDICINE I TOOK DID ANYTHING (srsly) I ended up falling asleep for a bit around 10pm but was woken up cuz Crandles was walking all over me and sniffing at my face and stuff. |: STUPID KITTY. but then i went to bed....and woke up at 5am.....yea. I STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT IM NOT SUPER DYING AGAIN (yet) SO HERE I AM POSTING THINGS IN MY LJ BECAUSE PRIORITIES, I HAVE THEM.

day 2 and 3 of vidya game meme )

RESISTANCE THREE

  • Oct. 6th, 2010 at 3:26 PM
antoj: (FSDAJHKL)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )

also don't be put off cuz i post 650 million journals a day, if you missed the art you requested check my previous post for the dump, its in there.
antoj: (Help)
I want to say a few things here.

1) I FINISHED GHOSTOPOLIS AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD AND YOU GUYS SHOULD GO CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE ITS SO COOL ITS MAKING ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS. TenNapel's art is amazing and some of the stuff he writes makes me lol so much. SERIOUSLY HE WROTE INSULTS IN THERE LIKE HOW I SAY THEM.

2) [livejournal.com profile] infamous_ps3 you should join this because its an infamous comm i made to post things in. i made it partly to stop spamming my LJ with shit no one cares about, ok. sorry no resistance outlet, because only two people on all of LJ like resistance and they are on my flist so deal with it

3) I stole a meme from [livejournal.com profile] sykoryoko and IDK if I will do all of it because some of it has stuff I would never like to talk about, jsyk, but we'll see how it goes. I might skip some days or be like fuck you in the face, meme, i don't have to do what you say.

BUT WITH THAT.

DAY ONE- INTRODUCTION
the rest is under here )
Also the sun is setting over my tv RN so I can't play any ps3. ;-; crai crai crai.

lol the amount of tags on this entry. it needs moar.

Pairing Meme Day #1 :DDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Jun. 27th, 2010 at 12:01 AM
antoj: (Genius)
i stoeld a meme from EVERYONE

and then they forced me to do it under threat of certain death ok.

so now i have this 30 day pairing meme thing i have to do or else they're going to cut me. tears. there are tears.

I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE READY FOR SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!

# DAY 01 - What is your current favorite ship?
OH BOY SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY FAAAAAAVORITE (also images under cut) )

NO WORDS CAN PROPERLY CONVEY MY EXCITE

  • Jun. 26th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
antoj: (Excite)
ok like today something ~*~arrived in the mail~*~
no it's still not vulpix!!!1 (where is that thing anyway, i usually get sunyshore boxes before everyone else lol o well)--UNRELATED

i got

something

AMAZING in the mail today.


YOU ARE COMPELLED TO FIND OUT WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL, DON'T EVEN LIE TO ME, SON )

COLE HAS MAGNEMITES TATTOOED ON HIS ARMS

  • Jun. 15th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
antoj: (Cool Shades)
Ok guys sorry about the 600 journals today but this is important.

It has come to my attention that Cole has Magnemites tattooed on his arms.

No really.

He does.

UNDER THE CUT )

inFAMOUS 2 E3 TRAILER

  • Jun. 15th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
antoj: (FSDAJHKL)
sdasdjasdljsakjdlkjlksajdlkaskjd

sony

SONY

WHERE IS MY GODDAMN RESISTANCE 3

but anyway

i bring you

infamous 2
inFAMOUS 2 E3 TRAILER )
dear god cole did they even try to make you similar. what happened to your voice? you sound like such a cock now. D:

edit also cole has ice powers now what the fuck. all i can think of is that terrible ass mary sue kdfjlksdfjkdsljf fuuuuuu

also i want lbp2.

heavy rain is getting playstation move support

and kevin butler is fucking awesome.

more later i just wanna post this trailer.

also that valve guy is a douche ok

Edit 2 (Bonus): Zelda Skyward Sword trailer. >:U

someone should take away my ps3 ok

  • Jun. 12th, 2010 at 3:55 PM
antoj: (I am offense probably)
OK SO. last night, as i do when i'm like dying and dead, i fart around on my ps3!!11 instead of sleeping!!!!!!

it started as usual with me punching the shit out of everything in inFAMOUS because duh that shit will never get unfun. Well Cole was like punching the crap out of some car because it honked at him. how dare they so yeah. how he still has good karma i dont even know ok

he flipped the car on its side and lol i noticed the driver inside was like impaled on the steering wheel.



cole ur such a cool guy ok.

BUT THEN [livejournal.com profile] eyebrowaddict GOT ON PSN AND WE WERE LIKE HEY LETS FAG AROUND IN LBP WITH OUR NEW HEAVY RAIN SKINS!!! read: make jayden hump the crap out of ethan (yes we are mentally 14 why do you ask).

LBP HEAVY RAIN PICHURS UNDER CUT )

o but also i decided to remake my phone's theme. TO ~*~INFAMOUS~*~ theme. yep.

I also have a Heavy Rain keyguard BECAUSE I NEEDED ONE OK DON'T EVEN QUESTION ME.

new sidekick theme teehee )

COLE BISHOP

  • Jun. 5th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
antoj: (Dance)

Old Cole vs New Cole )
Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop of Fringe) looks more like Cole than Cole

inb4 best entry on all of LJ
ps: moar info
pps: will offer reward for first individual to deliver new Zeke design to Anto.
but the likelyhood of someone finding it before me is v slim :D

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